"no"
By yuki_illust19
One Nice Bug Per Day
Jules of Nature

ellievsbear
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

★
occasionally subtle
Sweet Seals For You, Always
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
hello vonnie
i don't do bad sauce passes
ojovivo

Kaledo Art
d e v o n

roma★
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Monterey Bay Aquarium
dirt enthusiast
AnasAbdin
Sade Olutola
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@doctorbethany
"no"
By yuki_illust19

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Volleyball player Yuji Nishida accidentally hit a line judge. This is how he apologized.
i definitely think minecraft won't be the game for everyone in the end and that's just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don't get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.
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whatever i guess nobody've read that so imma just drop the screenshots
Tags are in.
crave (canadian subscription service of heated rivalry fame) is making a lesbian baseball show if you even care
vamp fatale 🦇
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Remember when console OS stuff was trying to invoke strange and wondrous technological voids? I miss that.
Fun UI design has fallen so far to the wayside these days and it bums me the fuck out
it is so fucking sad to find a cool fanartist on here and then see that their last post was from like 2018 and they were announcing that they were moving to Twitter.
It's like being a space colonist and finding a little abandoned space cottage and there's a diary in it and the last entry is like "i have now gone to seek a better life on [name of planet that got overtaken by axe-wielding octopi that feed on human blood]"
kiss this babey
this must be your card
I love doomed siblings in media

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ABSOL Print ✦ X
( ._. )“”
"funaya"
had to draw my beloved one-eyed old man, steven <3
I don’t think I’ll get another longfin betta after him because it’s so hard to watch them age compared to shortfins— despite adding loads of rests and moving him from my 110 litre wide tank to my 20 litre he still fin nips :(

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In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.
If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?
Because it's also evil
Thanks!
Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?
Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.
Wow!
What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?
You meet god
Thank goodness!
What's the correct way to eat a banana?
Whole, in one gulp.
Delicious!
Who is the Muffin Man?
Father of the Muffin Boy
Makes sense!
Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?
Car's haunted
Uh Oh
How to fix a haunted car?
Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour
It worked!
Where does the wax in scented candles go?
into the sky, where it turns into stars
Cool!
Why are weddings so damn expensive?
priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him
....Ah
ChatGPT WISHES it was this coherent and creative
I might die a lot in Hades II, but he is always there for me.