My house is bigger on the inside

Source?

this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

“it’s happening make me a bear costume” lmao

SOMEONE CAME UP FOR THE IDEA OF THIS. SOMEONE WROTE A SCRIPT FOR THIS. SOMEONE UTTERED THESE WORDS INTO A MICROPHONE. SOMEONE ANIMATED THIS. SOMEONE GREENLIGHTED THIS. SOMEONE DIRECTED THIS. SOMEONE PRODUCED THIS. DID NOT ONE PERSON EVER STOP TO THINK THAT MAYBE THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA?

He’s her bumblebae

WHAT THE F

what did humans do to deserve dogs

i have never so cheerfully been told something this terrifying and certainly not by a bee 

first person to add a bee movie reference dies

@tofuhannari

stanfordetc freedomofscreech

THANK

admit it, you sang the sing in you head

“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his dick hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”

“He had not been this close to Malfoy since he had watched him muttering to Crabbe and Goyle during Dumbledore’s speech about Cedric. He could feel a kind of ringing in his ears. His hand gripped his dick under his robes”

“My dick.” Said Ron. “Look at my dick.” It had snapped, almost in two, and the tip was dangling limply, held on by only a few spare splinters.

Ron struggled for a moment before managing to extract his dick from his trousers. “It’s no wonder I can’t get it out, Hermione, you packed my old jeans, they’re tight!” “Oh, I’m so sorry,” hissed Hermione, and Harry heard her mutter a suggestion as to where Ron could stick his dick instead.

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

my heart exploded

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN

CRYING

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