I Am Me!

Simply get out of the car and refuse to talk to it or make eye contact until it stops sliding.

If the women don’t find you handsome they should at least find you handy-Red Green

Goth clowns only

THAT’S advertising!

Got my tree up

Thank you to all the veterans. Here is a picture of my grandfather back in Nam, he never was the same after coming back, but was able to handle his ptsd through martial arts. God bless his soul... btw thank you for your service guy

it's....it's an eggcorcism

Shitters Full

The perfect relationship doesn’t exist…..

She’s coming

Me too

The fact I can’t bring in a cheese fondue and nacho hat to work with me everyday is such bullshit.

Schlong Island Iced Tea

Thank you for being a fiend.

Good thing I ate all those mushrooms, I was fuckin starving.