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kraml milk commercial

he’s so lilul

#i used to love my raincoat #i personally love banana milk so i completely understand #the little nuzzles #jim henson #the muppets #pls help

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girlcaligula

god I just. love ruthlessness as a character trait so much. sexy sexy sexy

girlcaligula

this one. absolutely in love with this definition. give me a character who thinks like this and I’ll love them to pieces

ushauz

I think it's important to know that this quote is about Marco from Animorphs realizing he can cause a major blow to the Yeerk Empire by killing his deeply beloved mother. And he nearly does it too and is only stopped by another character physically intervening.

#currently reading these for the first time #body horror is not what i expected going in #a surprise to be sure but a welcome one #starting visser chronicles so no spoilers past please

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gondorrevealparty

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

gondorrevealparty

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

ereborsangel

"What happened to the Mirkwood elves?" "Did they ever go to Valinor?" Man I just saw Thranduil walking around my local CVS with a fresh silk press, that man ain't never leaving.

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a self portrait

by me self

i'm not a drawer, but i like this and i'm proud of him

#harkerparkering #art?#self portrait

queerjukebox

Reasons to watch Dracula's Guest, a play by @martyrtheatre:

It's really really really good

It's really really really gay

Quotes extensively from the book and is pretty faithful

Accurate characterization of Jonathan Harker!!!!!!

Jonathan getting progressively more disheveled as the play goes on

The various candle sequences

"YOU...shall attend me at supper" <3

That bit where Dracula asks about dances

The harkula kiss...

All of it! It's all good! Stop reading and go watch it!

#hehehe #jonathan harker hair choreography

oolathurman

mY LIZARDD

HE GOT BEHIND THE BOOKCASE DESPITE MY ATTELPTS TO LIZARDPROOF

FUCIKING HOW

his food motivation will be his downfall alhumdillah

how he's such a menace is beyond me

#got his ass #come here lizard #you are going in a cage #a cage in my evil menagerie

prokopetz

Upon reflection, the tendency of Dracula adaptations to treat Jonathan as a bit character is probably inextricable from their tendency to treat the episodes concerning his time in Castle Dracula as a fairly tedious piece of exposition to a story which truly begins with Dracula's arrival in London.

I know this is blasphemy, but I feel like Dracula is the one novel that might actually benefit from being split into multiple films. Do an intimate bottle-episode psychological horror piece covering Jonathan's confinement to and eventual escape from Dracula's castle, so in the next movie we actually have proper context for his whole... everything.

martyrtheatre

We did this! Well, the first half at least. And as a stage play rather than a movie. But if you want to check out our take on Jonathan's imprisonment in Castle Dracula, we've released the recording on youtube

martyrtheatre

June 29th is past, as is our dear friend Jonathan's stay in Castle Dracula

Relive the terror with us - we are releasing the full production of Dracula's Guest on youtube. If you enjoy watching and want to support us as a fledgling theatre company, please feel free to donate to our kofi

#it's a me #jonathan harker

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barghesthowls

Adaptations that always omit Tonight Is Mine and the shovel scene are MISSING OUT on the visual of:

Jonathan, fresh bite marks on his neck (which he can not see, he has no mirror and none of the future victims ever notice)

Dracula, fresh shovel gash on his forehead (which he cannot see, he has no reflection)

Jonathan's blood running from Dracula's mouth down his neck

Dracula's blood splattered on Jonathan's face after the shovel attack

starlitartworks

30th of June- A terrible desire came upon me to rid the world of such a monster.

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SHOVEL DAY!!

starlitartworks

Happy Shovel Day to those who celebrate!!

em-niwa

late night draw because have you considered moth manwe

????

louis du lac mmmmmm

#the vampire lestat #louis de pointe du lac

kitchen1

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

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bogleech

Found a frame of "American Dad" that you're literally going to love no matter what

#reading animorphs right now #it kinda has ruined slugs for me #i'm sure the Yeerks will be made more complex soon but idk #i'm on book 8

eroscestlavie

This just pissed me off so baaaad 😂

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