hi i made this sideblog bc i'm feeling insane about dnp 🫠🩷 (but i've been around for a while lol)
i'm 32 and would love to follow other elderly phannies 🌱

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@dnhwll
hi i made this sideblog bc i'm feeling insane about dnp 🫠🩷 (but i've been around for a while lol)
i'm 32 and would love to follow other elderly phannies 🌱

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ummmm ok
like yeah u have a degree and everything but i have a dan and phil tumblr blog so..
@chronicintrovert dnp mentioned you today on their patreon section of the podcast!!
this is so lovely omg!! had no idea they would want to open it on the pod, i was happy we were even able to send it to them at all!! i hope they enjoy the book and/or the series if they decide to check out any more of either 🥹
Dan straight up diving out of frame when they were asked how they met.
The guy was NOT about to say in public television that he stalked Phil out for months. That's breaking containment.

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the idea of dan howell over explainer and justifier extraordinaire feeling the overwhelming need to over explain and justify why he is now looking at marriage and/or fully marrying his boyfriend of almost 17 years is fun to me i must admit. it’s for the taxes it’s for when one of us dies it’s cause we’ve never had a party for our relationship and like i don’t even want one but PHIL- it’s so we can get an insane amount of food catered and that means specific to our taste DIPS
underwear out. Dani snot is dani snot forever
darling we are ascii art ♡
Phil after meeting Dan:
love the genre of dnp where they “hi” after forgetting about us for a sec

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OH
the old gay couple was so adorable and they somehow reminded me of Dan and Phil when one of them said they both can't have cake because one of them has diabetes
"no chocolate please as Phil can't have chocolate"
i see what you did Alice Oseman
if marriagegate is real, i don’t even know how to begin unpacking the implications of dan and phil waiting almost 17 years to tie the knot.
like, was dan’s noncommittal/“i don’t want marriage” thing just a shtick and a way to hide their relationship better? was it a way to cope with the reality of not being able to get married even if they wanted to so they could avoid getting outed? to soften the blow of reality that it was something they could never have? to make it hurt less?
or was it real and dan just finally was able to unpack WHY he felt noncommittal about marriage, and has now come around to wanting that?
either way i feel so sick thinking about it
Inb4 they get married within the next couple years and Dan steadfastly argues that it was just for the financial security
interviewer: how would you describe yourselves phil? are you comedians?
phil: yeah we're comedians but also just relatable pe-
dan: W̸̯͠E̶̙̣̯̞͙̦͐̓̈́͑̚͝ ̴̛̦̩͇̦͒̈́̍̐͠͝F̵̭̝̀́Ǘ̵͇̱̟͕͈̓͐͠͠C̴̼̦̮̎K̷̥͕͎̠̮̥̏ͅ ̸͉̮̒͑̆̾Ę̴̛̲͚̏͒́̑̚͝ͅA̷̢̲̰̳̠̓͐̅̓͑C̵̢̭͇͉̮̭̅̌̍͠H̸̛̫̝̽͂̈͋̓ ̸̨̞̪͓̗̳̥̏Ó̸̰̌͘͠T̸̗̥̩̈́͛̎͝H̵̢̛̘̪̭̆̊̿̍̿E̷̗̟̠̤͂̍̒̅̈́̾R̴͉̗̙̩͓̅̎.̶̪̜͙̟̟͛̇̈́̋̈̿̀ ̶̻͍͉̟͌͆̈̿̇͋Į̴̦̣̭͚̎̍́͆̄̚͘Ṉ̸͇̺͚̝̬͛ ̵̤̠̺͇̈́̓͑ͅĄ̴͔̝͓̼͈͙͆̅̿͠ ̴̜̔̅̍̋̀͠͠G̸̻̖̖͌̒̉̀̈́͆͝A̸̧̢͔̤̝̟̬̒̌̃̾̾͑͝Y̴̛̏͗̈́͜͝ ̴̩͓̈̍̐̏̽̎̀Ẅ̷͉̠̜͈͉̕A̵̧͙̣̔̔̉̕Y̴̻͂̿̎̀

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interviewer: does youtube pay well for you guys?
dan: so me and phil kind of have to get married actually
why did they seem sooo stressed in this interview 😭 they're answering such different questions than the ones being asked it's like watching them play a word association game but with a pack of wild animals chasing them
LOLL bc they’d rather post a sex tape on onlyfans than actually say they make bunch of money 😭😭 but also honestly i feel like they have pretty like boilerplate answers to questions and now that phan is #confirmed they’re getting asked slightly different questions but still trying to use their boilerplate answers and it doesn’t always line up. or they have to pivot and don’t think about what they’re saying like why did dan compare their dating to the earth being flat 😭💀 basically their media training is outdated and they need to come up with new answers to repeat every interview 💔