i wanna be your dumster baby

[Muffled Screaming from Muppet Superhell]

"ass or tits?" armpits. and tummies

hey, don't cry. hundreds of radioactive puppies, ok?

i'm like if paul atreides was a girl but without all that bad stuff

just remembered that paul atreides not being a girl is literally why the entire plot of dune happens

none of that would've happened if she just took estrogen

red blood cell girl bringing you oxygen on a cute little platter and then curtseying

white blood cell girl fucking killing people for being slightly rude to you and then curtseying

How has this comic made such a groundbreaking cultural impact without getting over 40k notes

Happy over 100k notes to this cultural wonder

this is not my beautiful circus..these are not my beautiful monkeys

And you may find yourself crammed into a very small automobile...

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

The point of the internet is for trannies and furries to meet each other, and for grandparents with undiagnosed autism to teach younger generations about their incredibly niche interests and craftwork skills. Everything else is bloat.