Jimin: I did it. I broke it...

Yoongi: No. No you didn't. Taehyung?

Taehyung: Don't look at me. Look at Namjoon-hyung.

Namjoon: What?! I didn't break it.

Taehyung: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Namjoon: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!

Taehyung: Suspicious.

Namjoon: No, it isn't!

Hoseok: If it matters, probably not... Seokjin-hyung was the last one to use it.

Seokjin: Liar! I don't drink that crap!

Hoseok: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Seokjin: I use the wooden stirrers to push my cuticles back. Everyone knows that, Hoseok!

Jimin: Alright, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Yoongi-hyung.

Yoongi: No. Who broke it?

Namjoon: *whispering* Hyung, Jungkook's been awfully quiet...

Jungkook: What, really?!

Namjoon: Yeah, really!

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