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You turn on your PC to keep working on your novel, but to your surprise, when you open the file, it is writing itself. You read some of what has already been written and it seems your characters have created free will, and the plot is progressing without you.

“oh thank god” says the writer

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen

Amazing. Vine was such a gift.

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

Girl Scouts support planned parenthood? Y’all just doubled my order

The new Home Alone is wild

English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

It’s funny to see all the people reblogging this completely unaware that these three worked together for Y E A R S of course they have a John impression