black screen and swelling text: “FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU PROBLEM SLEUTH ….” silence before an alarm clock begins ringing and goes on for a few seconds.
it focuses on a bedside table where the clock is losing it then a metal hand comes onscreen and slaps around on the table until he hits the button. slick groans loudly and sits up in his bed. “Morning already?”
Deuce is standing his doorway for some reason with his coffee. “Oh I get it you’re saiyng morning because normal people wake up in the morning …” it cuts to slicks unamused tired face “…but we wake up when it’s night time!”
EXCEPT THIS TIME…
Slick: Yes, DEUCE.
WE’RE ON THE SIDE OF THE BAD GUYS
guitar solo begins. Slightly low angle shot of slick chuckling casually, “I MADE this city… I believe I have the right to do what I want with my property.” The tone shifts and he is now huddled with the crew as he angrily spreads his hands out onto his heist diagram, “Now how many times am i going to have to lay this out for you, we hit the bank FIRST, then the jewelry store, and theeen we head over to the pet store-”
“what, to give your newest bitch of a girlfriend the gifts we just stole for her?” Abrupt silence and everyone stares at each other while slicks eye twtiches.
WHERE THINGS TEND TO GET A LITTLE LAWLESS…
Shot of the crew now yelling and fighting each other with cartoon clouds and whacking each other with their weapons in an mspa callback
WHERE WE BREAK A FEW RULES…
Slick: No, i cant just NOT… rob the bank, im, you see , a criminal. A crook. It’s kind of my whole thing?
sleuth: yeah, umm.. What if i said “pretty please”?
slick: Yeah… no. (Droog extinguishes his cig on sleuths face as he walks past)
AND MAYBE EVEN FALL IN LOVE
Boxcars: God yer beautifuful.
(is revealed to be standing in a candy store looking at a bunch of hot lips)
Droog: (pointing with thumb as he purchases swedish fish) I dont associate with him.
...WITH ACTUAL DAMES
Slick: God you’re beautiful!
Hysterical Dame tied up in a basement: (spits) You’re sick.
slick: Actually it’s “Slick”, I dont know how people keep gettin it wrong but i guess it’s one letter apart. Easy mistake but don’t do it again alright sweetheart
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