or Universal Subconscious

slowly coming to the realization that every song that has ever been written has secretly been about deltarune this entire time

i watch a lot of minecraft content but don't actually play, so every time i get a little curious and check the minecraft wiki it always leads to me finding out that the devs have added cute snail and The Knowing One, Who Watches From Trees in patch 1.√412 or some shit

what does it mean to “play knick knack.” what makes it possible to do that on a thumb. what the fuck was that old man doing

i have come to the conclusion that the optimal song for doomscrolling social media even though you probably shouldn’t be is in fact “I Think I Lost My Headache” by US rock group Queens of the Stone Age

there are a lot of good and valid galactic nova theories out there but none of them are as funny as the idea that the ancients deliberately designed a machine that actually can grant any wish roughly as requested, with the only caveat being that its fulfilment must, eventually, destroy a planet. it’s not malfunctioning, it’s not confused, it’s not a war machine, it just has to make “destroy a planet” one of the steps. because it can. because fuck you