snug as a bug

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

in a way i am my own dead wife

god give me a sign but not that one i just saw

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

hey i saw you across the echo chamber and i really liked what you were saying

"you will look for themes and motifs in media that isn't worth the effort" i will look for themes and motifs in the dirt. on the ground.

heated rivalry is set in a wild fantasy world where male professional athletes deserve to live

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is there anything fucking worse than playing a board game with people whose hearts aren’t really in board games. great and now im having to remind you to take your turn. great and now you’re looking at me like im attila the hun

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

man, i need to relax. let me turn on my show where they all yell and fight and argue and shoot each other