I’m like an empty bottle.

Yesss theres 30 of u in my car

It's the twentieth anniversary of Canada's first gay divorce tomorrow!

Happy Twenty Years of divorce to M.M. v. J.H. whose case established that it is possible to get gay divorced in Ontario. Love loses!

could you lie

survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

this had better not alter the Numbers in my bank account

by Talos this can't be happening

i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

I found the original

world heritage post

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut

we slidin

At that point he’s a passenger too

Happy we slidin season to all who observe