DauntlessMockingjay

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

this post is stupid as hell

case in point 

The person who I reposted this from has a cute blog so you should probably check it out.

I’m at a museum right now and I’m really bored so I was taking a selfie and this rly hot guard said “please do not take pictures of the artwork” and I apologized and explained I was only taking a selfie and he goes “I know” and winked

*S&M by Rihanna plays as I walk into church*

"I know exactly what I want and who I want to be, I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine, I’m now becoming my own self-fulfilled prophecy…Oh no!"

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

i wonder if pakistan is going to get the same attention and sympathy from the world as the Sydney siege or does it only matter when the whites are in danger