a little bit of violence never hurt anyone!

let’s all be grown women together❤️

let’s all get old and have wrinkles and sun damage and facial hair ❤️

LET’S EAT FOOD AND GET GRAY HAIR😍

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

this shit is something to me man. i love you

earlier today i told an acquaintance in passing that i'll often be in the middle of a novel and think "man i wish this shit were more ambiguous" and had to reiterate twice that i wasn't being sarcastic before they believed me, so this post is to say: i love when writers don't bother to explain everything, i love when stories end uncertain and unsettling, i love being required to think as a reader, i love when stuff makes no damn sense, no i'm not kidding

i have nothing but respect for lesbians obsessed w GLaDOS but if she said all that shit to me i would not get horny i would probably cry like a little bbaby