Okie Dokie

Whats a girl gotta do to be a boy around here

we all get so worn down abt leonard cohen's hallelujah bc of how much it's played but it really does have the best lyrics of any song ever

when cats sniff u they are saying smello

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

Okay this is hilarious sdhfdsg

omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

no more questioning who we’re talking to when we say “girl help.” it’s carly rae jepsen

The natural state of a girl is enjoying a delicious burger. If your girl seems distressed or antsy in other situations, just make sure you get her back to that state as quickly as possible.

obsessed with youtubers who just recount the plot and call it an analysis. yeah bro i was there

listening to fleetwood mac is like. i don’t know this song but let’s give it a shot. oh wait i do know this song. i’ve heard it a million times and always liked it, i just didn’t know the name. on some level i kind of assumed that song was just an ambient part of the world the way the sound of the wind or birdsong in the trees was but apparently it’s by fleetwood mac. neat.

butch lesbians. you agree. reblog.