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writing is either

or

there is nothing in between.

#writing #words #andrew garfield #the muppets #fanfic #writing is hard

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what is he, your b o y f r i e n d ?

the old guard, 2020

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alexielthegreat

persian-slipper

@copperbadge, I feel like there’s a story about Steve promoting safe sex in this…

copperbadge

Oh but see now I’m picturing a whole series of cheesy Avengers safe sex PSAs.

Tony: I may be a playboy, but I know when to wear armor.

Natasha: There’s a time and place for stealth. The bedroom isn’t it. (Alternately: “Safety is easy. If he won’t wear a condom, kill him.”)

Clint: Protection is important, on and off the range.

Thor: It’s what a god would do.

Bruce: Do it for science. Wear it for safety.

Sam: Your best wingman is the one in your pocket.

msmori

THESE. Great.

noxyoumove-archive

#James: just wear the fucking condom

queenofspies-archived

(Alternate:)

copperbadge

OH MY GOD I NEVER SAW THESE AND THEY ARE AMAZING

THANK YOU FOR FULFILLING THIS DREAM :D

sagechanoafterdark

If you’re not laughing at this you need help.

autumnrose40

But also:

awesometurtletails

Sometimes, fandom drama gets to me. Then I find something like this and spend 10 minutes just laughing.

alter-koker

idk can we agree that henry was kinda into klinger

alter-koker

theforceawakens

adam driver smiling in his kylo costume

lilith19822

You forgot the best one

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distractionsetcetera

😭

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lewis-tan

favorite star wars memes

😭😭😭😭

What

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I SCREAMEDDDDD

randomfandompenguin

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How I’ve missed SPN chats with @distractionsetcetera

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❤️❤️❤️

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blacksuitofdoom

Loki series opening scene:

allofthefeelings

I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

magistrate-of-mediocrity

You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?

allofthefeelings

Well, NOW I do.

thelibrarina

Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt May’s in full uniform, shield at the ready. “You said something about Nazis? Let’s go.”

And Peter’s standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and he’s like, “The AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.”

moonblossom

Alternately, I’m now picturing Wanda going to basically anyone else and trying to talk about some issues she and Vis are having, and universally, they all just go “Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?”

allofthefeelings

There are so many good comments on this post but this one deserves a special shout-out.

indifferent-kiwi

Peter: So what do you remember about the JFK assassination?

Bucky: I think I killed him

Peter: alrighty then

marvelxs-universe

this entire thing is glorious

hanitje

“I wanted to get that magic back so bad but one day I just accepted the fact that I couldn’t because life is just not that interesting.”

#American Gods #Mad Sweeney

sebstantheangel

I’m wheezing -

steverogersnotebook

NO NAKED ANKLES, even you Seb

whostheblondegirl

keikomivra

I thought that the two of you were joined at the…d i c k ヽ(>∀<☆)

#send halp #dyin #deancas #spn #14x01

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