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graphiteater

just a lil thing

#''freedom is a rope and god wants you to hang yourself with it''

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Reading your posts feels like eating a banana, it’s kinda tingly and itchy and makes me very uncomfortable but I also like it too much to stop

you are allergic to bananas

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

are you uninformed loons really unaware that bananas aren’t SUPPOSED to cause tingling & swelling sensations?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

also potatoes are not supposed to give you potato sweats. pineapples aren’t supposed to be spicy

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

YES pineapples contain an enzyme that literally dissolves the top layer of the inside of your mouth. NO, most people aren’t able to actually taste that happening

magicalrebelchild

Wait, you aren’t supposed to be able to taste the enzyme dissolving your mouth?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

1% of people are but in general? no

dissociatedcardboardbox

shhhhhhhhhhhh

Anakin says equal rights

azulapropaganda

Someone just dropped their chickens in the forest next to our house and now every passing car honks cause they’re walking on the street it’s awful

dissociatedcardboardbox

im so sorry. hopefully they go away soon

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if you ate some soup it would probably taste like soup unless it didn't and you started to wake up in the closet high on lsd

microwaved-cheese-sandwich

i am today

that-is-not-milk

hi today, im milk

microwaved-cheese-sandwich

*slurp*

that-is-not-milk

D:

microwaved-cheese-sandwich

:D

dissociatedcardboardbox

microwave the milk

imagineyouricon

imagine your icon as the protagonist of the last show you watched

billciipher

If you need a laugh please look at the tags on this post

getintherobot

tiny-smallest

… Steven Universe in… Steven Universe.

cuddlyplaguedoctor

Plague doctor (myself, in costume) in My Hero Academia. So, I’m basically a member of the Shie Hassaikai. Alright.

dreamsequencer

Susan Ivanova in TUA…. I’d watch the shit out of that

limit-list

oh my gosh… zuko as the doctor in doctor who…

largemandrill

Wow, this random fucking cat replaces Jeff in Community

dissociatedcardboardbox

ummmmmmm

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

oh well that couldn’t possibly be–

i–hold on, i need a minute

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

It gets more and more wild:

Big Nose George was killed by mob violence, despite already being sentenced by the court to hang to death for murdering 2 lawmen

The physician who performed the autopsy decided for some ungodly reason to have Big Nose George’s skin made into a pair of shoes. what doctor does this???

the doctor later gets elected governor. Guess which shoes he wears to his inauguration ceremony?

not to be outdone, his 15 year old assistant, Lillian Heath, keeps the top part of George’s skull. She keeps it all her life & uses it as an ash tray, a pen holder, and a doorstop. She goes on to become the first woman doctor in the state.

what the fuck was going on in the wyoming medical field

here’s a closeup of the shoes, which are now on display in the county museum

what the fuck wyoming

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

My ideal Wikipedia biography

so1987-deactivated20230102

Me dissociating: actions…have consequences???

dissociatedcardboardbox

they better fucking not or im gonna be in some deep shit

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one-time-i-dreamt

I was pretending to sleep so my mum started sniffing my neck and when I opened my eyes she turned into Snoop Dogg.

dissociatedcardboardbox

imagine going to bed thinking you'll have a regular dream only to have fucking snoop dogg smell your neck

don't eat the muffins

leg-stealing-bee

Y'all are pretty cool tbh

dissociatedcardboardbox

actually its pretty hot where i am but i can pretend and maybe we could start a club or something idk

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i spent 10 minutes trying to figure out which fire alarm was beeping only to realize i left the window open.

it was a goddamn bird

dissociatedcardboardbox

the bird is going to set your house on fire

ljza

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