look at my head boy

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

can i be super super honest with you? im in no way trying to downplay your experiences but i have to speak my truth here. i don't believe that your shitty ex was a man. i just don't. i don't think men have a rich enough inner world to be evil, or insane. based on your stories about "him" i think youre describing an intelligent actor with a robust theory of mind, capable of behaving with intentional malice. not a straight man. basically i think you're lying, and i think youre a lesbian. thats all.

mid in height and mid in weight, stooped in posture, stiff in gait, dresses like an icecream cone, treats me bad, gives me the bone, round of belly, pink of cheek, self identifies as geek. dark forces from beyond the veil, send me now the perfect male

you are not a cannibal. you make centaurworld animatics set to lemon demon songs. you watched hannibal during the tender childhood age of 17 and it made you annoying. if you were actually aroused by cannibalism you wouldnt be blogging about it like you do. you wouldnt be saying the things you do. why don't you learn some german and hit up the forums? right, you can't, because the authorities hate us. but not you. where were you? reading fanfiction? beat off in front of me right now. prove yourself. cannibalism is in vogue cause of you freaky deaky "ex catholic" types but i know your ass was mormon or protestant or shit like that & your childhood church was an ugly grey room. i know your ass never got to taste the wine cause you went to liberal church that takes a stance against underage drinking. & your jewish mutuals told you that you were being weird about angels so you started being weird about the eucharist. well i'm here to put a stop to it. lets be real here. you kill someone, or stumble across a body, your ass is not taking a bite. you lack the strength to remove a limb. i bet you wont even stick your dick in. you freeze up. because nobody on this website really gets a boner from the thought of eating a dead body. and if they do they are running a blog that posts pictures of dead mangled real life bodies in stages of decay. Or they know damn well to keep quiet. Theyre not on tumblr beside you. Theyre far away from people like you. and even if they didnt run a gore blog, i'm sure they know better than to bare their true feelings. because they know prosecution. nobody on tumblr for normal people like these things. & he/they who says so in the replies, or reblogs, or tags from which below, is lying. straight up. its just an aesthetic. you say its a fetish but its an aesthetic. you are fucking lying. you are just annoying. go post about stinky feet and getting boypreggers and leave the real shit alone cause once you get out of your cute little circle of tumblr kinnies and come into contact with a guy who actually gets a big big sloppy boner from the thought of writhing in filth inside and out, you are going to call Whang.

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

Ever since i was a boy i wanted to pay the highest cost of living on the continent to be a disposable animation studio intern

this is an in universe post from my new character whose just a fun loving lighthearted guy with a malignant brain parasite infection that is subtly directing his life towards animating an akira bike scene homage for a cartoon network show

I just had sex with hello neighbor.

Every day I get a little closer to saying fuck it and becoming an apprentice in some at risk heritage craft or profession.

Honestly, someone will probably bite your hand off if you ask to be taught any old skill you want. There are skills being practiced by one man. The ones practiced by women are even less likely to be documented. Entire knitting traditions have been recreated from photos and distant memories. You can single-handedly save a skill.

Yes… YES! fucking hell I LOVE this! Give them all to me!!