No Day But Today

I want to do dirty things and then nerdy things and be cozy all day. Then repeat.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

I really need something good

This potato works wtf😭

i believe in this potato 🙏🏼

"please advise" is the professional email equivalent of "girl help"

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

Blood type: iced coffee

Sure sex is great but have you ever read a fanfic by an incredible author and then realized they have 30+ other fics in the tag?

Frequently...

goodnight to my beloveds with chronic pain & fatigue 🫶 i hope tonight will be gentle to you all & that you will wake up tomorrow morning feeling rested & in minimal pain

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals