So one year for charity different pro athletes get asked to participate in a live game based on one of those “how well do you know your partner” games but instead it’s “how well do you know your rival” and participating means you get to raise money for a charity of your choice and obviously Shane and Ilya want to promote the Irina Project so they agree and go up against other current famous rivals from other sports

And Shane and Ilya discuss ahead of time that obviously they’ll have to just play things off as they usually do, light hearted chirps back and forth and what not, “winning” is just for the show and won’t impact how much money gets made for their charity so it doesn’t matter. Except then they get there and become overtaken by the need to Win and Be the Best and they are the best. So without needing to discuss changing the plan, as soon as the questions start they lock in and decide that actually they have to demolish everyone else

The other rivals are laughing and making jokes at the questions but Shane and Ilya are deadly serious and the host starts to get a little weirded out by the fact that they actually know the answers and aren’t just saying things like “how many goals last season? Probably one less than me haha” and actually have each others stats memorized

Because the audience is loving it they go to a lightning round that’s just Shane and Ilya and it’s now the usual couple game questions and they’re still getting them right because they can make excuses for knowing later, right now is about Winning

“What is Shane’s favorite breakfast?”

“Kale protein shake with a scoop of peanut butter and a handful of blueberries.”

“Ok um, what is Ilya’s favorite breakfast?”

“Two sausage egg McMuffins with an extra slice of cheese and hashbrowns.”

“What is something on Shane’s bucket list?”

“Sleeping in one of those see through igloos under the northern lights.”

“What is something on Ilya’s bucket list?”

“That thing where you feed giraffes at a zoo.”

“Ok last one. I think we all know Shane’s answer is former paramour Rose Landry, but who do you think is the most famous person Rozanov has ever slept with is?”

*through teeth gritted so tight he is in danger of chipping one* “Probably a model. Or something.”

“… Yeah, let’s go with that.”

in case you missed it, phan is real

phil cut up a hoodie and dan is wearing it threatening nip at all moments of this video

you're my home slice (featuring love eyes lester)

whenever they order any food they pick their options based on the knowledge that the other person is going to eat half of their food. which explains so much about how dan feels banned forever from eating cheese and why his grandma cant get him chocolate for his birthday. and then phil said they lady and the tramp it

phil shows his toes kind of a lot in this one

the builder scam continues; all their floors have been removed

rare phouse angles

phil has a scar on his knee from falling over in a conservatory while vacuuming flies off the ceiling. ok

dan trying to move a dip to the worst possible spot on the table, dropping it on himself immediately and screaming

"KARMA IS A NASTY SLUT"

"we're gonna pop each other's cherries" i feel like this was an underrated one

dan doesnt make eye contact with anyone but phil. and we all know what he looks like making eye contact with phil

they ghosted mr. beast

a brand recruited dnp for pride content and fucking dropped them last minute?? you got dnp for pride 2026 post hard launch and fucking dropped them??!?!

they kissed in pinof 1 and footage of this was unlisted on phil's youtube channel for an unknown amount of time

they kissed in pinof 1 and footage of this was unlisted on phil's youtube channel for an unknown amount of time

dan's response to this was not "yes" or just "what" but "what, when the camera was recording?"

"your corn is my corn" "well we're not married yet"

phil fed dan garlic bread. kind of aggressively but i'll take it

phil had a shot with taylor swift/charli xcx/someone in little mix/other singer woman met during the bbc era and fumbled a "GENERATIONAL" bag by being gay and stressed. and it was NOT ariana grande this time

tonberry christmas plush cameo.

the ad segment implies the pinof kiss was related to the tackle, which maybe is the most thing they've ever done in an ad? theyve done so much in ads

theyre not humping on stage this time. it might be worse

dan made a crazy noise biting into his pizza "truffle slut bite" that i havent seen anyone mention yet

phil wanted to find their first ever instagram dm to each other "in case it's cute". kill me bro. also why would you check instagram instead of twitter

a somewhat hot random man walked into their apparently unlocked house while they were doing the dishes and singing cher lloyd together because he thought there was a party

they're foreshadowing lowkey solo project era 2 but we dont worry about that now because they'll be collaboratively gay no matter what. like maybe phil will write a stage play for dan to star in because dan wants to try doing more acting stuff. okay man.

neither of them are 100% committed to each other. okay man

their child would be nonbinary and named moss