Do as Dreamers Do

April: Someone will die. Andy: Of fun! April: And of murder. Andy: There’s gonna be beer, pumpkins… April: Bloody goblins. Andy: Fake ones! It’s gonna be awesome. We have decorations– April: Dead people that we just murdered. Andy: Not murdered, but pictures of dead people from tv or movies. April: Mutilated bodies. Andy: Fake ones. Candy! Dancing! Tequila! All kinds of food and snacks! April: Blood orphans. Andy: No blood orphans. I…I don’t know what that is.

michael scott saying “not gonna make this one” and driving away after trying to parallel park in a space that could fit 4 cars is probably the biggest mood i have ever seen

DSC_0182-2.jpg by Shannon Cooper

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

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