hi. if you're here, you probably love me. or at least have interest in me. or maybe you want me to rub my wrinkly raisin nuts all over your face and that's okay! i mean, have you seen me?
but here's the thing-- if you can't separate real life from fiction, snookums, this ain't the blog for you. deadpool's a pro-everything. an anti-anti. consuming morally repulsive fictional morsels are what real heroes above the age of 21 do. hardblock my pert, sexy, cursive letters in hot pink juicy ass if you disagree.
all the roleplay here's gonna be mad nasty because, again: have you seen me? i'll stick a rocket into any hole and blast off in T-minus-my-writer-only-writes-tops. no weird kid stuff though, because i'm not a white politician-slash-businessman. i'm just canon-compliant to the XMCU (and all the disney marvel stuff too), even when i spend half my time fingering the timeline 'till it breaks from overstimulation.
rules are here, thread tracker's here, other links are coming. just like you whenever the guy on the keyboard reblogs gifs of me. rrrrrrawr!
P.S. everyone say hiiiii to @blowjobhandles, @thediableblanc, and @stingslikeabee





















