Just A Repost

born to be a theme park youtuber forced to live nowhere near a theme park

That's absolutely insane.

Nature red in tooth and claw ain't seen nothing yet

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every time my usamerican friends complain abt their country i js go. come here. come to the philippines. it has its own issues but it doesnt have ICE <33

domming is great until you hit a decision fatigue wall likeeeeee i think youre a fucking grownup and you can decide whether to cum or not on your own. be proactive for once

disturbing amount of people being like “you’re a bad domme you don’t deserve to domme” girl ur a bad comedy audience you don’t deserve to heckle get outta here

do you really think im in the middle of sex going “actually you know what? figure it out for yourself.”

going into my second dental appointment wish me luck 💀

went well. sutures removed. cant get a full crown installed on top of the implant for a few months while it heals -.-