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Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast

yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women

What’s a “half-mourning” dress?  Mourning in the front, party in the back?

He just shit on your whole life, bitch.

I don’t get it

He’s thanking her for her criticism because that’s the polite thing to do when being judged for something you are pursuing a career in. She showed her complete and total lack of class and tact by misinterpreting his thanks as an acceptance of a compliment. It put her in her place in a very discreet yet sick as hell way. Basically, he revealed that she is trash in a very polite way.

Me, now an adult: *has no idea how to navigate social relationships which are needed for things like jobs* Older adults: Why are you so immature?

remember when dream daddy gave us an exclusively gay dating sim with a canon trans character and multiple characters of color with a character creator that gives you the option to be trans but yall found a secret spooky joke ending that you had to literally datamine the game for and decided it was hashtag cancelled

She won that season too!  She’s so cool and upbeat

Despite being cool.and upbeat (and she is) she also suffers from anxiety and recently started speaking about it in social media. Instagram posta detailing her inability to even go downstairs and how support her fam are etc. She also recently did a bbc documentary about anxiety disorders.

Nadiya is also a perfect example of why diversity in media is important. A government report on community cohesion said she’s done “more for British-Muslim relations than 10 years of government policy”, because her presence on TV has helped to humanize the image of the hijab-wearing Muslim woman in the eyes of the public. She’s not even really a political activist or anything - she’s just a nice, honest, down-to-earth person. Sometimes that’s all it really takes to convince people.

YALL ITS GOOD

He beak too big for he face

I see people in NYC stop and record a lot. Even if they are just being nosey, that’s still witnesses if shit goes down.

after a thorough medical assessment, the doctors have described me as ‘a lot. just like a lot to deal with’

i go in for a stomach ache, and the doctors are all just like, i think we should pull the plug 

the smarter u are the more men arent funny