[11:44] -- glitterskankMermaid [GM] began pestering disgruntledJockey [DJ] at 23:44 --
[11:44] GM: Heyyyyyyyy bitch! ---€
[11:45] DJ: Do you count the y's out or...?
[11:46] GM: I mean if that's your progative ho don't let me stop you. :P ---€
[12:01] DJ: I mean, you're the one taking the time for all those y's.
[12:01] DJ: Just for me.
[12:01] DJ: Wow.
[12:02] GM: Gill its called holdin down the button, get on my level eelmao! ---€
[12:05] DJ: Just for me.
[12:05] DJ: Wow.
[12:08] GM: Like a perm bitch. ---€
[12:09] GM: Straightenin yo ass out. ---€
[12:19] DJ: Something like that.
[12:19] DJ: Anyway.
[12:19] DJ: What's up?
[12:22] GM: I been bakin up a storm beach that's what. ---€
[12:22] GM: Got pies and cakes out the coddamn wazoo. ---€
[12:23] DJ: Where do you even put all of them?
[12:23] GM: My dex, my sibbies blocks, just leavin em in the carpeteria for random motherglubbers. ---€
[12:25] DJ: So cakes fucking everywhere.
[12:26] GM: Baysically. ---€
[12:26] GM: I mean I eat enough of em. ---€
[12:26] GM: If nobody wants em. ---€
[12:26] GM: It's a burden I carreef. ;P ---€
[12:27] DJ: Oh. Carry.
[12:27] DJ: That's definitely not the first thing that came to mind.
[12:28] GM: And what did, come to mind prey tell? ---€
[12:28] DJ: Nothing.
[12:28] GM: Gillllllll yous a badbass liar. ---€
[12:29] DJ: That sounds like one of the fish you mount on the wall. You know, the kind that sing and don't shut up.
[12:30] GM: And you suck at segways coddamn Brenda you just got a small resume huh? Eelmao! ---€
[12:31] DJ: What am I applying for again?
[12:31] GM: Gettin outta explainin what your nastyass pan cooked up when a bitch murmured carreef. ---€
[12:32] DJ: You don't see it.
[12:33] GM: No what the fuck bitch it could be a million things when you're a master punnin ho! ---€
[12:35] DJ: What are you urchin about. What the anemone.
[12:35] DJ: How am I doing.
[12:35] GM: Stick to ya day job Brenda. ---€
[12:35] GM: File them reports. ---€
[12:35] GM: PORTS BITCH. ---€
[12:35] GM: LIKE TO DOCK. ---€
[12:36] DJ: I don't know what the fin you're talking a ship.
[12:36] GM: Brenda I'm gonna lay your bass out I sea it in your near future. >:P ---€
[12:36] GM: You herringby BANNED from punnin ho. BANNED. ---€
[12:37] DJ: You're telling me I'm river bend.
[12:38] GM: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY??? ----------€
[12:39] DJ: No coral puns.
[12:42] GM: Ocray to completely unrelated but where you at rn? ---€
[12:42] DJ: ...
[12:42] DJ: Nowhere.
[12:43] GM: Brendaaaaaa <3333 don't be a bitch bitch. ---€
[12:44] DJ: I actually have a scheduled seizure like...right now. I'm so busy.
[12:45] GM: I got some pies with your name on em.... ---€
[12:46] DJ: What kind of pies?
[12:48] GM: Chocolate seanut butter, banana peringue, fishissippi mud, and cream cheese black bottom biznatchy. ---€
[12:48] DJ: No salmon pie?
[12:49] GM: I COULD make a key lime chiffon, salmon chiffon so I'm crawssumin that's what you mean! ---€
[12:49] DJ: Wrong.
[12:49] GM: RIGHT! ---€
[12:50] DJ: You are algae wrong.
[12:50] GM: Gilll..... >:T ---€
[12:51] DJ: Guppy.
[12:52] GM: Eelmao, you're the cute guppie puppy. I already got one bowwow I trained. ---€
[12:52] GM: Then again....---€
[12:52] GM: I am an animal lover.... HMMMMM. ---€
[12:53] DJ: Uh.
[12:53] DJ: What.
[12:53] DJ: Also I don't know why I just don't call you Chett.
[12:53] DJ: I'm going to do that now.
[12:54] GM: Ooooooh I ain't tuxed in a whale! I should do that, beat up my face all sexy like. ---€
[12:54] GM: Whale.... sexier. :P ---€
[12:55] DJ: Yeah I have no idea what you mean by that Chett.
[12:55] DJ: Tuxed in a whale.
[12:55] GM: That's my next new stage name thanks bitch! ---€
[12:56] GM: Watch, next time you sea me. ---€
[12:56] GM: Gonna make a mess in ya panties bitch. ;P ---€
[12:56] DJ: Just not next time I lake
[12:56] DJ: What.
[12:57] GM: Just wait... and sea. ;D ---€
[12:57] DJ: Why would I wait for that?!
[12:57] GM: Oh so you wanna sea it now? ---€
[12:57] GM: Damn bitch you hungry. ---€
[12:58] DJ: I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
[12:58] GM: You swimplied it reel hard. ---€
[12:59] DJ: No I didn't? I can't respond to that? I don't even know what the fuck it means?
[12:59] GM: Oh..... yes. ---€
[12:59] GM: You know. ---€
[12:59] GM: You know, ho. ---€
[01:00] GM: Axolotlly what you think it is it is. ---€
[01:01] DJ: How the fuck did we even get here? Jesus.
[01:01] DJ: Somehow this conversation went from stupid to goddamn dumb as fuck.
[01:01] GM: YO FAULT. ---€
[01:02] DJ: How is it my fault?!
[01:02] GM: Chett.... bad fish puns...... you lead me right to it bitch. ---€
[01:02] GM: All cause you wanted to dirty ya draws. ---€
[01:02] GM: Nasty. ---€
[01:03] DJ: NO?
[01:03] DJ: Where did you even get that from?
[01:03] DJ: Takes one to suspect one or whatever.
[01:03] DJ: You're the one calling me Brenda.
[01:05] GM: That was my idea first. ---€
[01:05] GM: The OG original! ---€
[01:05] GM: You just a swimposter. ;P ---€
[01:06] DJ: I'm not
[01:06] DJ: UGH.
[01:06] DJ: Fucking fuck this is stupid.
[01:07] GM: Eelmao it shore is! <33 ---€
[01:08] DJ: Then why are we still having this conversation?
[01:09] GM: Cause you havin fun even though you crawlwaves crotchedy aboat it. ---€
[01:10] DJ: I'm not crotchedy.
[01:10] GM: ....BRENDA. ---€
[01:10] GM: Be prawnest. ---€
[01:10] GM: Yeah you are. ---€
[01:11] DJ: CHETT.
[01:11] DJ: There are better words for that.
[01:13] GM: CROTCHEDY. ---€
[01:13] GM: That's the best word gill. ---€
[01:13] DJ: No it's not.
[01:13] GM: Either that or a Saggy-Bassed-SeaSalty-Bitch. ---€
[01:13] GM: Crawlla that. ---€
[01:14] GM: Evereef time. ---€
[01:14] DJ: Why are we bringing my ass into this now?!
[01:14] GM: Since when it ain't been tbh? ---€
[01:14] DJ: That makes zero fucking sense, you know that right?
[01:15] GM: It makes perfect sense, you don't reefember when we met and I was gonna tap the shit outta ya? ---€
[01:15] GM: Then you got startled over your First Tid Tm and flipped ya seabiscuits. Eelmao! ---€
[01:15] GM: It was cute as shell. :') ---€
[01:16] DJ: You got all huge what the fuck was I supposed to do?! You looked like you were going to EAT me.
[01:16] GM: Bouy was I. ---€
[01:16] DJ: God damn it.
[01:17] GM: Dammit indeed so boom, alwaves aboat the ass. ---€
[01:18] DJ: You are literally the craziest person I know.
[01:19] GM: Moar people than you think say that. That makes me happy! <33 ---€
[01:19] GM: Cuz you gonna think of me, alwaves. ;) ---€
[01:20] DJ: You talk about their ass too? Is that the pattern here?
[01:20] GM: I mean some of em yeah. ---€
[01:23] DJ: Well, okay.
[01:23] DJ: I think I have no choice but to just accept that nothing about you makes any kind of logical sense.
[01:23] GM: Now you gettin it! You a lil slow on the uptake but you got it baybe! :D ---€
[01:24] DJ: I'll deal with it.
[01:24] DJ: I guess.
[01:25] GM: CODDAMN STRAIT! ---€
[01:26] DJ: I'm in my room by the way.
[01:26] DJ: So if you want to hang out or something.
[01:26] DJ: I can meet you somewhere.
[01:26] GM: I ain't gotta block so guess we meetin in your block Brenda. ---€
[01:27] GM: Hope it's clean gill. ---€
[01:27] GM: I'm gonna tell ya if it ain't. ---€
[01:27] DJ: Great. Just what I was missing in my life.
[01:28] GM: Ya whalecum! ---€
[01:28] GM: Sea you in fifteen! ---€
[01:28] DJ: Fine.
[01:29] -- glitterskankMermaid [GM] ceased pestering disgruntledJockey [DJ] at 01:29 --













