[11:44] GM: Heyyyyyyyy bitch! ---€

[11:45] DJ: Do you count the y's out or...?

[11:46] GM: I mean if that's your progative ho don't let me stop you. :P ---€

[12:01] DJ: I mean, you're the one taking the time for all those y's.

[12:01] DJ: Just for me.

[12:01] DJ: Wow.

[12:02] GM: Gill its called holdin down the button, get on my level eelmao! ---€

[12:05] DJ: Just for me.

[12:05] DJ: Wow.

[12:08] GM: Like a perm bitch. ---€

[12:09] GM: Straightenin yo ass out. ---€

[12:19] DJ: Something like that.

[12:19] DJ: Anyway.

[12:19] DJ: What's up?

[12:22] GM: I been bakin up a storm beach that's what. ---€

[12:22] GM: Got pies and cakes out the coddamn wazoo. ---€

[12:23] DJ: Where do you even put all of them?

[12:23] GM: My dex, my sibbies blocks, just leavin em in the carpeteria for random motherglubbers. ---€

[12:25] DJ: So cakes fucking everywhere.

[12:26] GM: Baysically. ---€

[12:26] GM: I mean I eat enough of em. ---€

[12:26] GM: If nobody wants em. ---€

[12:26] GM: It's a burden I carreef. ;P ---€

[12:27] DJ: Oh. Carry.

[12:27] DJ: That's definitely not the first thing that came to mind.

[12:28] GM: And what did, come to mind prey tell? ---€

[12:28] DJ: Nothing.

[12:28] GM: Gillllllll yous a badbass liar. ---€

[12:29] DJ: That sounds like one of the fish you mount on the wall. You know, the kind that sing and don't shut up.

[12:30] GM: And you suck at segways coddamn Brenda you just got a small resume huh? Eelmao! ---€

[12:31] DJ: What am I applying for again?

[12:31] GM: Gettin outta explainin what your nastyass pan cooked up when a bitch murmured carreef. ---€

[12:32] DJ: You don't see it.

[12:33] GM: No what the fuck bitch it could be a million things when you're a master punnin ho! ---€

[12:35] DJ: What are you urchin about. What the anemone.

[12:35] DJ: How am I doing.

[12:35] GM: Stick to ya day job Brenda. ---€

[12:35] GM: File them reports. ---€

[12:35] GM: PORTS BITCH. ---€

[12:35] GM: LIKE TO DOCK. ---€

[12:36] DJ: I don't know what the fin you're talking a ship.

[12:36] GM: Brenda I'm gonna lay your bass out I sea it in your near future. >:P ---€

[12:36] GM: You herringby BANNED from punnin ho. BANNED. ---€

[12:37] DJ: You're telling me I'm river bend.

[12:38] GM: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY??? ----------€

[12:39] DJ: No coral puns.

[12:42] GM: Ocray to completely unrelated but where you at rn? ---€

[12:42] DJ: ...

[12:42] DJ: Nowhere.

[12:43] GM: Brendaaaaaa <3333 don't be a bitch bitch. ---€

[12:44] DJ: I actually have a scheduled seizure like...right now. I'm so busy.

[12:45] GM: I got some pies with your name on em.... ---€

[12:46] DJ: What kind of pies?

[12:48] GM: Chocolate seanut butter, banana peringue, fishissippi mud, and cream cheese black bottom biznatchy. ---€

[12:48] DJ: No salmon pie?

[12:49] GM: I COULD make a key lime chiffon, salmon chiffon so I'm crawssumin that's what you mean! ---€

[12:49] DJ: Wrong.

[12:49] GM: RIGHT! ---€

[12:50] DJ: You are algae wrong.

[12:50] GM: Gilll..... >:T ---€

[12:51] DJ: Guppy.

[12:52] GM: Eelmao, you're the cute guppie puppy. I already got one bowwow I trained. ---€

[12:52] GM: Then again....---€

[12:52] GM: I am an animal lover.... HMMMMM. ---€

[12:53] DJ: Uh.

[12:53] DJ: What.

[12:53] DJ: Also I don't know why I just don't call you Chett.

[12:53] DJ: I'm going to do that now.

[12:54] GM: Ooooooh I ain't tuxed in a whale! I should do that, beat up my face all sexy like. ---€

[12:54] GM: Whale.... sexier. :P ---€

[12:55] DJ: Yeah I have no idea what you mean by that Chett.

[12:55] DJ: Tuxed in a whale.

[12:55] GM: That's my next new stage name thanks bitch! ---€

[12:56] GM: Watch, next time you sea me. ---€

[12:56] GM: Gonna make a mess in ya panties bitch. ;P ---€

[12:56] DJ: Just not next time I lake

[12:56] DJ: What.

[12:57] GM: Just wait... and sea. ;D ---€

[12:57] DJ: Why would I wait for that?!

[12:57] GM: Oh so you wanna sea it now? ---€

[12:57] GM: Damn bitch you hungry. ---€

[12:58] DJ: I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

[12:58] GM: You swimplied it reel hard. ---€

[12:59] DJ: No I didn't? I can't respond to that? I don't even know what the fuck it means?

[12:59] GM: Oh..... yes. ---€

[12:59] GM: You know. ---€

[12:59] GM: You know, ho. ---€

[01:00] GM: Axolotlly what you think it is it is. ---€

[01:01] DJ: How the fuck did we even get here? Jesus.

[01:01] DJ: Somehow this conversation went from stupid to goddamn dumb as fuck.

[01:01] GM: YO FAULT. ---€

[01:02] DJ: How is it my fault?!

[01:02] GM: Chett.... bad fish puns...... you lead me right to it bitch. ---€

[01:02] GM: All cause you wanted to dirty ya draws. ---€

[01:02] GM: Nasty. ---€

[01:03] DJ: NO?

[01:03] DJ: Where did you even get that from?

[01:03] DJ: Takes one to suspect one or whatever.

[01:03] DJ: You're the one calling me Brenda.

[01:05] GM: That was my idea first. ---€

[01:05] GM: The OG original! ---€

[01:05] GM: You just a swimposter. ;P ---€

[01:06] DJ: I'm not

[01:06] DJ: UGH.

[01:06] DJ: Fucking fuck this is stupid.

[01:07] GM: Eelmao it shore is! <33 ---€

[01:08] DJ: Then why are we still having this conversation?

[01:09] GM: Cause you havin fun even though you crawlwaves crotchedy aboat it. ---€

[01:10] DJ: I'm not crotchedy.

[01:10] GM: ....BRENDA. ---€

[01:10] GM: Be prawnest. ---€

[01:10] GM: Yeah you are. ---€

[01:11] DJ: CHETT.

[01:11] DJ: There are better words for that.

[01:13] GM: CROTCHEDY. ---€

[01:13] GM: That's the best word gill. ---€

[01:13] DJ: No it's not.

[01:13] GM: Either that or a Saggy-Bassed-SeaSalty-Bitch. ---€

[01:13] GM: Crawlla that. ---€

[01:14] GM: Evereef time. ---€

[01:14] DJ: Why are we bringing my ass into this now?!

[01:14] GM: Since when it ain't been tbh? ---€

[01:14] DJ: That makes zero fucking sense, you know that right?

[01:15] GM: It makes perfect sense, you don't reefember when we met and I was gonna tap the shit outta ya? ---€

[01:15] GM: Then you got startled over your First Tid Tm and flipped ya seabiscuits. Eelmao! ---€

[01:15] GM: It was cute as shell. :') ---€

[01:16] DJ: You got all huge what the fuck was I supposed to do?! You looked like you were going to EAT me.

[01:16] GM: Bouy was I. ---€

[01:16] DJ: God damn it.

[01:17] GM: Dammit indeed so boom, alwaves aboat the ass. ---€

[01:18] DJ: You are literally the craziest person I know.

[01:19] GM: Moar people than you think say that. That makes me happy! <33 ---€

[01:19] GM: Cuz you gonna think of me, alwaves. ;) ---€

[01:20] DJ: You talk about their ass too? Is that the pattern here?

[01:20] GM: I mean some of em yeah. ---€

[01:23] DJ: Well, okay.

[01:23] DJ: I think I have no choice but to just accept that nothing about you makes any kind of logical sense.

[01:23] GM: Now you gettin it! You a lil slow on the uptake but you got it baybe! :D ---€

[01:24] DJ: I'll deal with it.

[01:24] DJ: I guess.

[01:25] GM: CODDAMN STRAIT! ---€

[01:26] DJ: I'm in my room by the way.

[01:26] DJ: So if you want to hang out or something.

[01:26] DJ: I can meet you somewhere.

[01:26] GM: I ain't gotta block so guess we meetin in your block Brenda. ---€

[01:27] GM: Hope it's clean gill. ---€

[01:27] GM: I'm gonna tell ya if it ain't. ---€

[01:27] DJ: Great. Just what I was missing in my life.

[01:28] GM: Ya whalecum! ---€

[01:28] GM: Sea you in fifteen! ---€

[01:28] DJ: Fine.

[11:56] GM: What up bitch?---€

[11:56] DJ: Hey.

[11:56] DJ: Haven't seen you around.

[11:57] GM: Aww you been searchin the surf for a mermaid? ;P ---€

[11:57] DJ: No, I naturally just notice that you're not in my field of vision lately.

[12:01] GM: Unluckily for you I been home, ho. Took Sillyass to sea my Swimpire. ---€

[12:01] GM: You Crawtta scope it out to Brenda. ---€

[12:02] DJ: I don't know what a Sillyass is but it sounds like a mode of transportation?

[12:02] DJ: And Brenda's me.

[12:02] GM: That's my main POA. Probubbly, maybe, kinda moar searious. ---€

[12:02] GM: We tryna sea. ---€

[12:03] GM: And yeah, claps for you bitch Brenda is you. :P ---€

[12:03] DJ: What's a POA?

[12:04] DJ: Pot on agriculture.

[12:04] DJ: Part of amnesia.

[12:04] DJ: Person of ass?

[12:04] DJ: That sounds like you.

[12:05] GM: Eelmao. Yeah you right, you right. ---€

[12:05] GM: Got enough ass for the class to get seconds on this cake. ---€

[12:06] DJ: So you're dating Person of Ass.

[12:06] DJ: Is that what you're saying?

[12:06] GM: Piece of Ass, but you was close. :D ---€

[12:06] GM: And he a ass sometimes yeah. ---€

[12:07] GM: ....Whale shit Brenda. Person works too. ---€

[12:08] DJ: I can say cool shit sometimes.

[12:09] GM: Ain't blew your suave load yet, ho? ---€

[12:10] GM: Make sure not to use it up in one place. :P ---€

[12:11] DJ: All the time, actually. You just don't always appreciate it.

[12:12] GM: He conchstanly blowin his godclam load. A Real Deal Ho for the People. ---€

[12:13] DJ: I'm a Real Deal Ho?

[12:13] GM: With all that nastyass load blowin SHELL YEAH! ---€

[12:13] DJ: I mean...coming from you, that's gotta be a compliment, right?

[12:15] GM: Shore is, love it, appreefciate it, live it. ---€

[12:18] DJ: Then fuck, you must be giving me compliments all the time.

[12:19] GM: Don't feel yourshelf yet Beyonce, everyone's gotta lil ho in em. ---€

[12:22] DJ: But ho's a positive thing, right?

[12:23] GM: Deependin on the context, bitch. These is fundamentals we been over before! ---€

[12:26] DJ: I know, I know.

[12:27] DJ: I'll just take it as a compliment every time.

[12:27] DJ: Shit, Chanda.

[12:29] GM: Now she learnin how to bake a cake. :P ---€

[12:29] GM: How you been bitch? ---€

[12:29] DJ: Okay. My face looks less fucked up.

[12:30] GM: Ok so you back to lookin decent, that's good! ---€

[12:31] GM: Could beat ya face nice and right this time around I bet. ---€

[12:31] DJ: I'll pass on getting my face beat again.

[12:43] GM: Too bad Betty! ---€

[12:43] GM: It's happenin as soon as I get my mitts on your ass. :D ---€

[12:44] DJ: Fuck no.

[12:44] DJ: Don't hurt my face again.

[12:50] GM: Girl I mean makeup. ---€

[12:51] DJ: Oh.

[12:51] DJ: Okay, in comparison, that's better.

[12:51] DJ: Not a big deal.

[12:51] DJ: Whatever.

[12:59] DJ: Oh.

[12:59] DJ: Cool.

[12:59] DJ: Yeah, whatever. I don't care.

[01:00] GM: That scared of the stairs huh? ---€

[01:01] DJ: It wasn't the stairs. You knew that all along.

[01:02] GM: Yeah you can't lie for ship, bitch. But if you wanna protect whoebber whooped ya ass then I can't make you tell me shit. ---€

[01:02] GM: I knucked up on a good number of motherfuckers I know what a knuckin look like. ---€

[01:03] DJ: I feel like the people you knucked up on are all dead.

[01:03] GM: Okurrrrrrrr Ms. Cleo! :P ---€

[01:04] GM: Truth though. ---€

[01:08] DJ: See?

[01:10] GM: Ocray but who kicked your shit in and why you was tryin to keep people from knowin it? ---€

[01:10] DJ: Ugh.

[01:10] DJ: I don't want to make a big deal about it.

[01:10] DJ: I just don't want to talk about it any more than I have to.

[01:11] GM: Then you ain't gotta. Like I said it's up to you Brenda. ---€

[01:11] GM: Can't make you do shit.---€

[01:12] DJ: I was trying to keep my mom from finding out but-- she found out anyway.

[01:13] GM: Did she krill the bitch? ---€

[01:13] DJ: Uh. No?

[01:13] DJ: That would have been even worse.

[01:14] DJ: Anyway. It's not like I didn't deserve it.

[01:14] DJ: I was being an asshole.

[01:14] GM: Yeah that'll get your ass beat, unless you got a bigger stick but I digress. :P ---€

[01:14] GM: Figured what you gonna do now that you had all that time to reeflect? ---€

[01:15] GM: Don't sound petty. ---€

[01:15] GM: Sound at peace with it. ---€

[01:16] DJ: Well. I just...

[01:16] DJ: I decided that's not exactly the person I want to be.

[01:16] DJ: I'm not going to be a pushover or anything but...I'm trying?

[01:16] DJ: To be a dick less.

[01:16] DJ: People actually want to be your friend here so.

[01:16] DJ: Yeah.

[01:18] GM: Might help you out in the future too, not gonna lie you a shit business man. And bitches ain't gonna wanna work gigs with a crotchedy grandpa.---€

[01:19] GM: No matter how cute. ---€

[01:19] DJ: Look, I know, I know.

[01:19] DJ: Shit's just different here?

[01:19] DJ: Than back home.

[01:25] GM: What kinda busted up community you lived in where Bitch was Law? And I mean on a widescale kinda scheme. ---€

[01:26] DJ: Just.

[01:26] DJ: Ugh.

[01:26] DJ: I talked about it with my mom so I guess I can talk about it again.

[01:28] DJ: Went to a public school, okay? And when I got into middle school, I started to make friends and everything but.

[01:28] DJ: The second I had a seizure my friends flipped out and no one treated me the same again.

[01:29] DJ: I don't know. It was like...I was fragile or something? When I'm not. I know how to handle my seizures. I knew then and I know now. Just gotta wait those out.

[01:30] DJ: The school kept calling an ambulance when we told them I didn't NEED to go because they wouldn't do anything. And my parents just had a shit ton of hospital bills.

[01:30] DJ: Anyway, I was done with people's shit. I was done trying to be around people that treated me like I couldn't take care of myself.

[01:30] DJ: So I didn't really think about it, but I guess that's why I'm like this now.

[01:33] GM: Brenda. :/ ---€

[01:34] DJ: What.

[01:38] GM: Now bitch, that's... wait how old are you? I don't know when "middle school" happrawns but girl if you a certain way that's how you are though. ---€

[01:38] GM: Not like change can't happen and be good and shit, doin it for yourshelf and all that's good but bitch. ---€

[01:38] GM: Let's be reel. You still gonna be a dick though. And that's ocray still. Like damn. ---€

[01:39] DJ: I'm 17. So that all happened like...5 years ago. And it just continued.

[01:42] GM: Baby face. :P ---€

[01:46] DJ: Yeah. And okay, I'm not gonna be all charitable and shit but I'll just try to not remind people of their bullies as children.

[01:48] GM: Dam.... all these hoes totin around baggage like that? ---€

[01:49] DJ: Who the fuck knows.

[01:50] GM: Oh bitch came the time you knew, about 50% of you learnt reel quick. Still that shit sounds so foreign.---€

[01:51] DJ: Yeah. So that's been what's up with me.

[01:52] DJ: Where are you again?

[01:55] GM: My empire, chillin in my palace. ---€

[01:55] GM: Got too much energy and not a whole crawta company atm. ---€

[01:55] DJ: Jesus.

[01:55] DJ: When are you coming back?

[01:56] GM: Damn Brenda miss me much? But sometime soon I'm thinkin. ---€

[01:56] GM: Hear y'all got major ship brewin out there. ---€

[01:57] DJ: Something like that.

[01:57] DJ: It's what I hear anyway.

[01:58] GM: Might talk to the Cappy to sea if he'd wanna pad here. ---€

[01:58] GM: My swimpires the fuckin best prawnestly. ---€

[01:59] DJ: I think we're going to Skaia, actually.

[01:59] GM: I mean for travel Brenda. Go get some OJ damn gill fo reel! ---€

[02:00] DJ: I like how it's specifically orange juice.

[02:01] GM: Shit's good! ---€

[02:01] DJ: I know what to get you for your birthday.

[02:01] GM: 80 !!!!---€

[02:01] GM: I'll take food bitch, no complaint! ---€

[02:02] DJ: I was going to get you a shit ton of orange juice.

[02:03] GM: Um..... was?????---€

[02:03] DJ: Now you're asking for food.

[02:04] GM: Ocray...... when isn't OJ a kinda food? ---€

[02:04] DJ: It's a drink.

[02:04] DJ: You drink it, Chanda.

[02:04] GM: Ho, you injest it. ---€

[02:04] GM: Same shit. ---€

[02:11] DJ: Sure.

[02:11] DJ: Anyway.

[02:11] DJ: You should come back here.

[02:14] GM: Mhmmmm. I'll let you know when I'm back Brenda. ---€

[02:14] GM: Since you so hungry you'll be the first to know. :P ---€

[02:14] DJ: How considerate.

[02:16] GM: You're whalecum! ---€

[02:19] DJ: Shit. I gotta sleep.

[02:19] DJ: But hey. Message me tomorrow or something.

[02:19] GM: Ocray Brebre. I'll hit you up. <333 ---€

[02:19] GM: Get ya rest on gill. ---€

[12:13] BRETT: -she may nearly trip over something...or...someone? here's brett, on the floor again, staring at nothing and scratching his arm in a repetetive motion-

[12:15] CHANDA: *At least she doesn't step on him but she definitely stumbles and has to catch herself after getting tripped up on his leg. Looks down at him* Oh fuck.... ---€

[12:16] BRETT: -this continues for a few more seconds before he stops, and he's blinking a bit more rapidly now, eyes seeming to look around the room in a bit of a confused state-

[12:20] CHANDA: *In those few seconds she's been squat next to him, plucking on her phone then glances at him and stops her tapping* Sup bitch, you good? ---€

[12:22] BRETT: -he groans a little and meets her gaze, and it takes him a few moments- what

[12:24] CHANDA: *tilts her head a little* You. Good? Dunno what your deel is but I know a trance when I sea one. Just makin sure your pan ain't fuckin scrambled. ---€

[12:27] BRETT: -takes a deep breath and squints, exhausted- i'm fine -it never feels like he gets used to this somehow-

[12:30] CHANDA: If you say so ho mary, need some vasaline on that arm? *chinhands* Usually I mollusk insist bitches wear they nails but shit if you was. #rip ---€

[12:31] BRETT: -looks down at his arm. he could use vasoline, but he doesn't want to accept help. it makes him feel weak.- it's not a big deal

[12:32] BRETT: What?* I'm fine.* It's not a big deal*

[12:38] CHANDA: Whale yeah you ain't paintin the halls just sayin it's a sad lil flesh wound! ---€

[02:26] BRETT: Painting the halls? -he squints-

[02:30] CHANDA: Yeah bouy like if you got deep up in there. ---€

[02:31] CHANDA: *chinhands at him* All that craycray bloodspray ain't happenin. ---€

[02:32] BRETT: -he carefully sits up- No, it's not. So I'm fine.

[02:36] CHANDA: You gonna go lie down baybe? Not that you'd ask for it but you don't seam like the type to wanna do shit aboat gettin crawssistance.---€

[02:37] BRETT: I was just lying down. So no. And that's just because I don't need assistance. Doctors don't do anything.

[02:37] BRETT: Well, they can't anymore, anyway.

[02:47] CHANDA: You ebber sean a hyponopsychosis ho to untrance your sweetass? ---€

[02:48] BRETT: -grumbles- It's not a trance.

[02:56] CHANDA: Yeah? Looks like one. *stands up and shifts her weight, putting a hand on her hip and offers him a hand. Her nails are sharp be careful* ---€

[02:56] BRETT: -he stares at her hand for a moment and then rolls his eyes before taking a hold of her hand so he can pull himself up-

[03:00] CHANDA: *too late she hauls him up easily. Like he's a collection of grapes she's plucking right off the vine. Grins* You still like actfin uppity bitch? ---€

[03:06] BRETT: I don't know what you mean by that. -dusts himself off-

[03:07] CHANDA: All dramatic and flaseda with a prickle stick up ya money maker! :P---€

[03:08] BRETT: I'm not even going to acknoweledge that.

[03:16] CHANDA: Pft! Girl you just did though!---€

[03:16] BRETT: I'm not a girl.

[03:18] CHANDA: Act like a bitch though! ---€

[03:44] BRETT: -he frowns- Whatever.

[03:48] CHANDA: Why the frown clownfish? You think that's a bad thing? ---€

[03:49] BRETT: How is that a compliment by any means?

[03:49] BRETT: Seriously.

[03:51] CHANDA: .........SNRK! ---€

[03:51] CHANDA: Tell me somefin bouy. ---€

[03:51] CHANDA: What's bad aboat bein a bitch fish? ---€

[03:52] BRETT: Uh. The bitch part.

[03:54] CHANDA: Ocray but what does bitch MEAN? ---€

[03:54] BRETT: In the context you just used it? In regards to me?

[03:54] BRETT: As far as I'm concerned, there are several definitions.

[03:57] CHANDA: ..... I'll give you context but it don't gotta be bad all the damn time. ---€

[03:57] CHANDA: I'm a bitch and I'm fuckin loud aboat it! ---€

[03:57] CHANDA: You gotta rock that shit and own it like a good bag, bitch! ---€

[03:58] BRETT: When referring to yourself, you mean it in a positive manner. When you tell me I act like a bitch, you're saying I act pathetic.

[03:58] BRETT: I know the difference.

[03:58] BRETT: I'm not stupid.

[04:00] CHANDA: Girl you got some fishues you gonna haave to work out, calm down Bayonce! ---€

[04:00] CHANDA: Evereefthing isn't an attack funny enough. ---€

[04:01] BRETT: -Gives her a look-

[04:01] CHANDA: If I thought you were reel, deal, whollyfill pathetic nasty trash I wouldn't bother te be atch. ---€

[04:02] BRETT: I don't know what's more preferrable at this point.

[04:03] CHANDA: *grins* Too bad, too late! Come swim with me since you all revitalized and super fine as hell by your standards.---€

[04:04] BRETT: Okay, you're using so many ocean puns that I don't know what you actually mean by swim.

[04:06] CHANDA: Literally swim, I was goin to the pool. That shrimple enough? :P ---€

[04:07] BRETT: -Looks around- I guess.

[04:08] BRETT: I have to get my shit, though.

[04:11] CHANDA: *snrks* Bouy, what shit you even need to go swim? ---€

[04:12] BRETT: Shorts? A towel? -DUH-

[04:13] CHANDA: *raises eyebrow* All optional. ---€

[04:14] BRETT: I'm not going swimming in pants.

[04:16] CHANDA: *hand on her chest* Oh my fuck baby bouy you so simple bitch. CLOTHING is optional. ---€

[04:17] BRETT: I'm not skinny dipping.

[04:17] BRETT: Sorry.

[04:26] CHANDA: You ain't sorry but if you wanna keep that body-ody-ody to yourshellf that's your perogative ho. ---€

[04:26] CHANDA: If you're gonna get your stuff then clocks a tickin. ---€

[04:33] BRETT: Okay. How about I just...meet you there?

[04:34] CHANDA: Bitch I'm not stupid. I know your game. ---€

[04:35] BRETT: Look, I'm not going to ditch you.

[04:35] BRETT: I'd say no If I wasn't going to.

[04:35] BRETT: I don't fucking beat around the bush.

[04:35] CHANDA: I hope not that's nasty. ---€

[04:35] CHANDA: But if you say so I'll SEA you there! ---€

[04:37] BRETT: -groans at that comment- Uh huh. -NOW HE GOES back to his room to get his stuff-

[04:39] CHANDA: *She watches him go for a bit.... takes picture of his butt. Phone makes a duck sound then turns back to go to the pool texting away.*

[05:43] BRETT: -he hears a duck sound and looks over. that's weird. anyway, he GRABS HIS STUFF and heads straight for the pool-

[05:55] CHANDA: *When he arrives it seems empty but maybe she's just under the water because her shirt, shorts, and heels are all on one of the chairs* ---€

[05:57] BRETT: -he stares at that chair and gets a very FLUSHED LOOK ON HIS FACE. he wears his swim shorts and a tank top as well as FLIPFLOPS. where are her CLOTHES-

[05:58] CHANDA: *On the chair DUH. A grey dot emerges at the end of the pool. Peeks at him and paddles on over with ALL THAT HAIR behind her* Awwww look at you, now I don't gotta put the squeeze on you later! ---€

[05:58] CHANDA: Good choice! ---€

[06:04] BRETT: -looks down at her, super flustered- Are you...?

[06:16] CHANDA: Am I ...... ,':T ---€

[06:17] BRETT: Wearing...? -so coherent-

[06:21] CHANDA: Oh my fuck are you askfin me what I'm wearing? ---€

[06:21] CHANDA: Nasssssssty.---€

[06:21] CHANDA: *still wink tho*

[06:22] BRETT: -he just stands there-

[06:28] CHANDA: Get in the water ya freshness. ---€

[08:02] BRETT: -he's so...confused right now but he ends up sliding off his shoes, taking off his shirt, and carefully stepping in-

[08:08] CHANDA: *grins as he does so and floats backwards, right into that black spill of hair* There now ain't that betta than sittin around bein a grumpass? ---€

[08:08] CHANDA: And yes, for your information I'm wearin a swimsuit, why the shit would I be the only naked one here? Makes no damn sense. ;P ---€

[08:39] BRETT: I don't know. You're pretty weird.

[08:39] BRETT: -shrugs as he enters completely-

[08:39] BRETT: I don't know what you're like.

[08:40] CHANDA: Then get to know me, that's the obvious shoalution. ---€

[08:41] CHANDA: I'm full of surprises bouy, might overwhelm ya! ;) ---€

[09:00] BRETT: You got that right. I have no fucking idea what you're going to do next.

[09:03] CHANDA: Yeah 'cause repetition is boring as shit and I make it my business to make my life maximum interesting. ---€

[09:03] CHANDA: *leans back and dives under the water, glub glub glub glub*

[09:04] BRETT: -he is about to respond when she dives under water, and he just sighs. mckayla maroney unimpressed face-

[09:06] CHANDA: *It's ok she comes back up, and keeps on coming. Bigger than before and kind of up in his business, the onesie bathing suit she's wearing isn't her clownfish one and thus is straining against this larger form* I could blow ya mind guppie.

[09:07] BRETT: JESUS. -he's taken aback by this.- HOW THE-? -he steps back-

[09:10] CHANDA: *grins* Outta all the names you coulda called it can't be mine? :P ---€

[09:47] BRETT: -another step back. he is going to die today-

[09:47] BRETT: What--?

[09:58] CHANDA: Aww did I scare you for reel? ---€

[10:00] BRETT: ...uh... -he doesn't know what to do-

[10:03] CHANDA: *Puts finger to his lips * Shhhhhhh. ---€

[10:04] CHANDA: Wanna know how I do what I do baybe? ---€

[10:05] BRETT: -his widens- Uh...

[10:11] CHANDA: *She leans in...... REAL close. Goes to mutter in his ear* I'm a mothergrubbin monster bouy. ---€

[10:11] BRETT: -he sQUEAKS-

[10:13] CHANDA: *snorts and giggles then kisses his cheek before leaning back* Ho you cute. ---€

[11:17] BRETT: ...uh...

[11:19] CHANDA: Toldja the grumpy ones blush the hardest didn't I? That bouy is GAGGE! ---€

[11:19] CHANDA: ((Gagged---€

[11:19] BRETT: Who are you talking to...?

[11:20] CHANDA: You bitch a duh. .... *grins wider* Oh fuck.... you haven't put two and two together have you? ---€

[11:21] BRETT: -he swallows-

[11:21] BRETT: Are you...two people?

[11:21] CHANDA: *SNNRK* Sorta but no reely! :P ---€

[11:22] CHANDA: You met be before though. ---€

[11:23] BRETT: ...

[11:24] CHANDA: *chinhands* I bought you. ---€

[11:24] CHANDA: But didn't sell you. ---€

[11:24] CHANDA: Cuz I know good investments when I sea em. ---€

[11:26] BRETT: -his eyes widen- On LOLCAT. That club.

[11:29] CHANDA: ;) Gotcha bitch. ---€

[11:30] BRETT: Are you saying...-he shakes his head- That when you're small I haven't met you before? But when you're like this I have? WHAT?

[11:31] CHANDA: Shhshshhsh. You met me tiny, now I'm big. I can be whichever I wanna it ain't too hard to get baybe. ---€

[11:32] BRETT: ...but who were you talking to?!

[11:32] CHANDA: Girl who else in here???---€

[11:32] BRETT: Me. But you. Referred to me as a he.

[11:33] CHANDA: Lisfin baybe, gender is irrelevant if I'm lookin at you then I'm talkin to you, firstly. ---€

[11:33] CHANDA: On the second. ---€

[11:34] CHANDA: I told you on the night we met that grumps blushed the hardest and here I am bein right as a bitch on social media. ---€

[11:34] CHANDA: Take a breath, calm your titties ho. ---€

[11:34] BRETT: -he's frowning-

[11:35] BRETT: Are you going to kill me?

[11:35] BRETT: Can I say goodbye to my mom first or...?

[11:35] CHANDA: I might I dunno yet, could just make you scream. ;P---€

[11:35] CHANDA: And I mean scream more than what you already been doin. ---€

[11:35] BRETT: -his face pales-

[11:36] CHANDA: *She raises an eyebrow* .......So searious. ---€

[11:36] BRETT: -steps back again-

[11:37] CHANDA: *sighs and goes to lift herself out the water* You still not readin between the lines baybe. You ain't my son, dunno if I can raise ya. ---€

[11:37] BRETT: I don't know what the fuck is going on?!

[11:38] BRETT: Can you just...say it plainly? Instead of using all these goddamn fish puns and speaking in riddles and third person and WHAT THE FUCK.

[11:39] CHANDA: *Rolls her eyes and wrings out her hair* Aight simple bitch lemme break it down for you. ---€

[11:40] CHANDA: *pops a squat by the edge of the pool putting on her Empress speech voice* I enjoy horsing around with people I find most amusing. ---€

[11:40] CHANDA: I make many friends in my travels, some lasting only nights others for months, rarely for lifetimes. ---€

[11:41] CHANDA: You are highly literal and very much on the defense at the littlest statements. ---€

[11:41] CHANDA: *lifts her phone* Now if you don't mind, I would like to find someone to fuck tonight. Which I do mean in a literal sense. ---€

[11:42] CHANDA: *tap tap tap tap tap on the phone and stands*

[11:42] BRETT: -He's in shock at all of this, mouth a little agape- So you're...one person?

[11:42] BRETT: Who can change sizes?

[11:43] CHANDA: *just to prove it to him she goes small, the bathing suit fits much better* Bereef it.

[11:43] BRETT: Wait...were you trying to...? With ME?

[11:45] CHANDA: i was thinking aboat it you woulda made cute faces im sure *texts so much*

[11:46] BRETT: Uhh... After that...whole thing in the hall? You still? Um.

[11:50] CHANDA: What was that supposed to change? *raises eyebrow* Dunno what the deel is but it don't change that I wanted to hit that. ---€

[11:51] BRETT: -He's so...SPEECHLESS. WHAT?! He stumbles over his words a little- Oh.

[11:51] BRETT: Weird.

[11:52] CHANDA: Sea, this is some shit you gotta work out on your own bitch. ---€

[11:53] CHANDA: Some parta you ain't the whole thing. ---€

[11:53] BRETT: -Damn. That hits so hard he doesn't know what to do with it-

[11:53] BRETT: ...yeah. Okay.

[11:55] CHANDA: *Meanwhile she texts and puts her hair in a ponytail* Sea you though, hope you pray on that shit baybe. Hit me up later if you don't wanna fight every step of the way. *slips on her shoes and goes right for the door, mmng she might have to go back to Lauctis, dang* ---€