functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

spore releasing september 7 2008

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend

Millions of ant wars happening across the globe every day for millions of years

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

you have a headache because you have powers

Please don’t make me say it.

Pro Comedian Tortures Newb Heckler

combine eight pieces of UNCLE TECH SCRAP to create one random UNCLE DEVICE

white people will literally be like if u arent nice to me Im going to become a nazi. and think they’re making a great argument

this stupid shit has been around for so long and it’s crazy to me there are still people with enough rocks in their brain to believe it. “Oughhhhh if you aren’t nice to you oppressors they’ll become bigots instead of allies” if someone’s support for marginalized groups hinges entirely on whether or not that group is niceys, they’re by definition not effective or useful allies and, by admission of this argument, an active danger to the communities theyre supposed to be allied with because they can Enter Bigot Mode the second they become displease

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

average tumblr user reblogs this and says "lol I am a proud brick wall"

speaking as an artist i think its a huge mistake to frame art in and of itself as inherently progressive and antifascist or inherently reactionary.