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imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

imagine an expanse of graves spanning miles and miles, too many miles for you to traverse

*feels something* oh no *hits dab pen, eats d8 gummy, pops a xanax, pours a glass of wine, snorts ketamine, smokes a cigarette, chugs robitussin, blends up a kratom smoothie, plugs an oxy, sublinguals valium, does 3 whippits, huffs void salts, takes a swig of skooma, eats daedra heart on pita with hummus*

10 years ago we had lowtax, epic meal time, and million dollar extreme. now we have no tax, no time for meals, and a million dollars is no longer considered extreme

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

White Lucio has been announced for Melty Blood

can't believe i am going to die someday LOL. well back to sitting in my bedroom

I have an idea for a concert where I will have Lemon Demon be the opening act in order to bait out as many transmasculine people as possible and he goes out and walks a little too far into the stage on purpose and falls and gets stampeded like The Lion King. Then our real act comes on stage, Azealia Banks. And she goes out there and just yells FAGGOOTTTT!!!!! and you can hear like a stock crowd gasping sound effect recreated perfectly.

my pet dollar

i deposit her in the bank every morning snd withdrawl her every evening its like daycare