100%DiscountedBeer

anyway the premise that being a talented writer is equivalent to Overall Intelligence As A Human Being (questionable concept to begin with, even if you try to extend this to basic literacy) is one of the most self-evidently false things in the world. even if you haven't been around lifestyle writers enough to realise this, the degree to which one little thing in the way someone is taught can trip them up and result in them struggling to read for the rest of their life through no fault of their own should raise some alarms about that

beryl gut is so easy to understand actually he’s so simple he just understands love as “something that makes you bear with suffering” instead of “something that brings joy” and he’s motivated by the admiration for something beautiful while lacking the ability to understand what makes something beautiful so he’s obsessed with pitiful people that should have nothing to live for and yet live because he doesn’t get what the fuck is up with that and the first time something truly moved him the only thing he could think to do was cling to it with all his might and twist it in whatever way will squeeze out an answer on what the point is of it all. and when mash rejects him saying “yes I believe that you truly do love me but not in a way I or perhaps anyone at all can understand” he just dies because that’s the answer. the answer is that the beauty he sought to admire is beyond his understanding so there’s no point to it all after all and the point of him as a character is that evil too yearns for meaning even as it derides the idea that there is meaning but there simply cannot be meaning in acts of harm for harm’s sake. easy.

the male gaze is when men look. the more men look, the faster the author dies, and the sooner all consumption becomes critical

this isn't funny. my grandfather died of critical consumption.

didn't much care for the way things went there either. I'm writing the fix-it fic as we speak

It’s hot BECAUSE it’s not sexual you fucking philistine

[plants a sword in the ground in front of you after destroying your village] i like the look of hate in your eyes. take this and grow into a fine quarry for my hunt

[after tracking you down ten years later for our fated duel i am once again dissapointed to learn that you gave up walking the path of vengeance and just pay brothel girls that kind of look like me to roleplay fucking you after destroying your village]

tamamo no mae is a jackal but she’s pretending to be a fox for clout. she cyberbullied osakabehime, an actual fox, into pretending to be a bat instead because tamamo wants all the fox clout for herself. each of tamamo’s own tails thinks og tammao fucking sucks so to avoid associating with her they change their animal themes to cats and sharks however none of them will just admit they’re jackals. suzuka gozen is a normie who has no idea what kinning is, but she hates tamamo so she’s pretending to be a fox because she knows it’ll piss off tamamo. seemingly unrelated to all of this, a rabbit somewhere in russia is using tamamo’s selfies to catfish.

ythink the one who’s an out and proud jackal is Gucci, no Hime, no Delmo, or the real Vitch?

i think none of them will ever admit it

try building it on land next time you stupid italians

^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane

Whoa mama mia cunt