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shes the light of my life

•we have to buy abundant amounts of glitter •being fabulous all the time is exhausting •straight people crushes •dressing/looking nice all the time is time consuming •going to hell after dying •facing discrimination everyday •constant hair cuts •possible rejection by the people who raised you •the ignorance of other people •being afraid of expressing your existence •being illegal in 78 countries

In order to fully recharge their HHP (Human Harassing Potential), many cats treat themselves to long days at the spa courtesy of their owner’s credit cards.

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Turtles participate in the annual Animal Marathon in Miami, Florida every year. Because of their disadvantage of slow speed, many turtles swap out their front leg with wheels before competition.

Cats are some of the most diligent farmers in the world, contributing to 20% of the world’s agricultural harvest in 2013. They often work along side dogs, who have the speciality of digging up the soil for the cat to harvest crops.

finally some mulching memes

me: thank you.