help

why are sun bears like…that?

like what

THIS IS THE CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR

Anyone who gets married this year will have a nice 50th anniversary.

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

Pics that make you go hmm ha hm hm hm ha hmm hm ha hm hm hm ha

this is the funniest fucking thing and I’ve been thinking about it all week

I thought this would turn out super gross but now I’m interested. What’s the inverse of that “they had us in the first half” meme?

Iceland; I salute you.

but by buying the tickets they are in fact supporting the preacher. he basically got all their money without having to give his sermon.

The tickets were free, you just had to reserve them. Then they reserved all of them. So it was just a huge “fuck you” to that guy. Super rad!

a safe bird

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

I lose it at the cheerful “Fuck you, Goat-Man!” every damn time.