"I don't have a smartphone."

Badeline: I can send email

madeline: oh, it's cold...

badeline: a nice cup of tea.

madeline: ugh, it... tastes so bitter...

badeline: cup of tea.

madeline: baddie, are you sure this is tea?

madeline: i think i'm doing alright today.

badeline: where's your fucking rage??

badeline: where is your ANGER???

badeline: RISE

badeline: RISE

Badeline and Theo: Okay.

[Madeline leaves the room]

Badeline: [whispering] Cool, now I can say unkind things about her.

…

Badeline: [whispering] Just kidding, I wouldn’t do that. Because I really do think the world of her.

Theo: I have no idea what you’re saying.

Badeline: put spaghetti in it

Madeline: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except for you.

Theo: put spaghetti in it

Madeline: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except for the two of you.

Granny: put spaghetti in it

badeline: hey

Badeline: they're just rocks floating in space.

Badeline: madeline?

Badeline: madeline wake up.

Badeline: listen.

Badeline: theyre sexless.

Theo: what is that??

Madeline: it's a keysmash.

Theo: what does it mean?

Madeline: it's for fun. You just press anything you want.

badeline: just one drenaline.

theo: i want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleeping schedule.

granny: im eating a cookie

maddie: granny, those cookies arn't for you

granny: what do you mean, theyre for everybody! what, did you just buy them for yourself?

maddie: no but... I didn't buy them for me, either...

maddie: granny.... those are bird treats.

theo: coffee, please.