she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath
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she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

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public places need to give me a heads up before they start playing fleetwood mac. i’m not ready to have a spiritual out of body experience in the cold & flu aisle of cvs
there need to be more fucked up miserable emojis none of the crying emojis express what im trying to express
i dont feel 😢😭😞😟😥 i feel
Sigh.
Important update! His story went viral enough that other paint companies reached out to him and he got a job with a new paint company!!
https://www.tiktok.com/@tonesterpaints/video/6898720259675540742
Athens TikToker Tony Piloseno, who’s famous for his paint-mixing videos, revealed Tuesday that he accepted a job at a small Orlando, Florida
Listen. This is what people are talking about when they say that if you gave people a fucking UBI, folks would still work. Even “menial” work is beloved by various people if it’s given the respect it deserves and folks dont need to worry about - um - starving to death and dying of illness?
Its time.
Off to a good start
Hello i have a new favorite movie
The heavy metal guitar solo intro music just petered off into the jurassic park theme sjsnsjejwkms
Oh this man is a himbo. Excellent.
Wait is this man a priest or a pastor 🤔 if he's a priest then the title is false advertising
I'm speechless
[gun fire]
[raptor screeches]
She's talking abt how he turned into a dinosaur and ate the guy who was trying to rob her
"I don't believe you! Dinosaurs never existed, and even if they did, I didn't turn into one!"
Solidarity
Me: bro they better keep this shit platonic
[Carol and Priest looking at each other, smiling lightly after sharing an embrace, tension building]
Me: 😒
[Carol and Priest share a massive high five]
Me: oh??? 😏😌
He's literally reading a book called Crime
Velocifather: father stewart, what if i told you i was...different
Father Stewart: you're not THAT different. they're are plenty of people like that in the church
Bro i can't even describe this vietnam war flashback.....there's 5 guys in jeans and thrifted military jackets in what is clearly someone's backyard......a bloody helmet on a garden fence is meant to symbolize how many brothers in arms they've lost.....they just stuck a blond wig on the old priest to show how young he was back then.......his gf just showed up and stepped on a land mine and died....which is why he joined the priesthood...the editing feels like a fever dream
How can you talk about this movie without showing the fucking dinosaur

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I cannot decide if this says more about cats or humans
i can say embarrassing things on here because y’all are not real
things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever
change the color used to highlight text on your laptop
move the pictures on your wall
stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all
slightly vary your commute, even just by one street
change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed
drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real
shower with the lights off, without music
buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room
start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing
wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night
listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015
Almost all of these are about variety. Humans need stimulation! We need enrichment! We literally cannot do the same thing every day!
The other day I was feeling miserable, so I hopped on a bus and rode it all the way back to where I’d started, and my brain, which had finally had some proper stimulation via new environments, was suddenly ready to go again!
This is why taking walks/drives and trying new hobbies are good for you! Don’t turn yourself into a sad zoo animal! You need some pumpkins to roll around in your enclosure!
ITS BACK!!!!!
god i fucking love the quote “dont turn yourself into a sad zoo animal” it has really inspired me!
would u like a him in these trying times
i do think that unnecessarily bolding and CAPITALIZING and italicizing words is hilarious BUT furthermore i’ve found that with my ADHD it makes it easier to read large blocks of text for whatever reason. it feels like giving my brain something to hold onto, as opposed to those slippery unenhanced blocks of text that i just get lost in.
is this just me? bc it feels like an adhd thing here’s a slippery version for contrast
i do think that unnecessarily bolding and capitalizing and italicizing words is hilarious but furthermore i’ve found that with my adhd it makes it easier to read large blocks of text for whatever reason. it feels like giving my brain something to hold onto, as opposed to those slippery unenhanced blocks of text that i just get lost in.
first one?
beautiful.
second one?
incomprehensible, uncouth, eloped with my youngest sister Helen in the night,
You seem to find it easier to read BLOCKS OF TEXT which are EMPHASIZED in KEY LOCATIONS. This habit likely stems from an UNKNOWN ELEMENT of your PAST, of which you have VAGUE MEMORIES.
hi please do not say that thanks

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How many horsepower is 1 horse?
Okay logically it follows that a horse is 1 horse power but what’s the standard? Because horses aren’t the same
the average horse can produce almost 15 horsepower
In what family are all 3 siblings non straights???
In a perfect family.
amazing how it’s september when it’s march
This made me happy
I’ve seen terrible discourse over this and this is why I choose to reblog this post without any of these comments, because this story definitely is positive as it shows some good news. I’m glad for this guy. If anyone actually cared to look for his story (I did), they would have known that he was married and had a children back in the days but it didn’t last long, they divorced in the 80s. So he didn’t ruin the life of his now ex-wife in the process. This man lived his whole life closeted but he had one true love, Philip, though he broke up with him because of fear, sadly he never found him after that. The regret of his life, he just didn’t tell his family and friends about it and about his sexual orientation. Imagine how hard that must have been. During his youth homosexuality was considered a felony, he could go to jail for that, his church would also discourage anyone to be gay, so of course he was scared. 😔
Anyway he finally came out this year, during the Covid quarantine, and you know what element of this story is super cute as well ? Before coming out to his friends and family in a Facebook post, he chose to came out first to his 48 years old daughter who is … a lesbian ! She’s married and has two children with her wife ! We love a gay dad and his lesbian daughter ! 🌈
millennial culture is being unable to eat dinner unless you are watching something at the same time. movie? tv show? twitch stream? doesn’t matter. just have to be able to click play
i mean if im by myself what else am i gonna do?? be alone with my thoughts?? out of the question

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why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time
be the surreal nonsense you wish to see in the world