*dancing in the pasta aisle*

there’s a very specific aesthetic i’m going for on this blog and it’s called cool things i like

if there are any dolls at all in the bathroom I am turning around and leaving and never coming back

Curlie, I thought you were asking “is it more unsettling to have one bath in a room, or multiple baths?” As a result, my reply to you earlier must have seemed completely incoherent. My apologies.

Honestly if someone was like “this is my bathroom” and it was just a room full of bathtubs I would not know what to do with myself

My aunt had two bathrooms, one where all the dolls had eyes and one where they didn’t.

I am having a hard time coming up with a less insane reason for filling one bathroom with eyeless dolls.

I mean where WOULD you put your eyeless dolls? The basement? That’s WORSE

okay so who else is up thinking about “and you’d be standing in my front porch light / and i knew you’d come back to me” and “came back when it mattered / i saw you, standing there in the light of the window / wearing that same smile / man, it’s been a while / but i knew it, i knew you”

frieren is about discovering what makes life worth living after you lost someone before you realized how you felt about them. dunmeshi is about how we are all animals in the end, and confronting the monstrous reality of consumption, in all its forms. witch hat is about how the technology that makes our society function could be used to make people’s lives better, but especially disabled people are left out, and those in power choose very specifically who actually benefits. how fitting that three of the most popular and poignant fantasy stories of the 2010s-2020s are about grief, consumption, and power.

AND I REMEMBERED I LOVED YOU!! CAME BACK WHEN IT MATTERED!! I SAW YOU!!! STANDING THERE IN THE LIGHT OF THE WINDOW!!! WEARING THAT SAME SMILE!!!!!! MAN ITS BEEN A WHILE!!!!! I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW YOU!!!!

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

im so glad I got to experience house m.d renaissance and people watching it for the first time because of that one neckalce tweet by house without context on twitter. this show is indeed bonkers and more

remember when I made that post that basically said "don't forget about a southern hemisphere when worldbuilding" and a lot of people said "ahhh but what if my fantasy world is flat or shaped like a kia sorento? checkmate I Write What I Want" and then you go and find out that people actually forget that the southern hemisphere exists in real life, like right now here in earth

So half of the fantasy planet needs to be experiencing summer when its winter in the north? Is that the endpoint of this post? An episode of the magic schoolbus?

I don't know what to tell you. Read the post again.

re-watching the original trilogy is great because you really get a sense for how weird luke skywalker is, just how quickly he becomes that weird AND how quickly he commits to it. Like he's honestly pretty chill in a new hope, but the absolute INSTANT he figures out he can move shit with his mind he goes full send on the cryptic off-putting bullshit. Walking around in full black robes, speaking in riddles, aura farming and backflipping whenever physically possible. He's clearly annoyed when he first meets yoda in empire, but he dismisses that pretty quickly in favour of ALSO becoming an over-dramatic space wizard. The combination of his two teachers being yoda and obi-wan kenobi and him being the son of anakin and padme creates the single most intense and fundamentally kind force sensitive perfectly embodying the heart of the jedi order whilst also serving egregious amounts of cunt and being bizarre to be around. He would have THRIVED as a jedi master during the high republic. he would have been every padawan's favourite and every other master's worst nightmare

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

why does this have 85K notes

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

we need to keep this circulating so it can find the people who are about to stay up for 3 to 4 hours

statements like "It's wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent" and "It's wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it" show that a person's understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That's not the same thing as me literally shitting on you