blood on your face --- you big disgrace

it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.

I could jerk off to any Rothko dead sober

bro shut up i’m trying to recall the details of my prophetic dream

what the fuck did you expect me to feel when you gripped the back of my head like that and sank your fangs into my neck? Indifference? Disgust? NOT sheer adoration? be serious.

vampire bites are not just about The Bite. it is also about The Grip. can anyone hear me

SIXTY FIVE THIRTY FIVE IM DYING

bro you have to consider the impies (cool new way to say implications) of the sitchie (cool new way to say situation)

man with excellent self restraint dismayed to realize that not wanting anything is more likely a depression symptom than a carefully honed skill that atones for other aspects of his character

a beautiful bisexual man seductively wiping blood from his nose after running directly into a telephone pole

Cross faded off two cold brew coffees and a sesame bagel with cream cheese