Disaster Children

((All gifs and comments were made by Arsequeef, and Tumblr compressed them *massively*, especially Sam.  Please go to the source to see them in their full glory!))

Travis 🤘 Willingham [source]

Marisha “I have two moods” Ray [source]

Liam “If it doesn’t have a buckle I’m not wearing it” O'Brien [source]

Taliesin “I dressed everyone tonight so you’re welcome” Jaffe [source]

Laura “Goth Lolita” Bailey (ft. smitten Travis) [source]

Matt “Y'all were not ready for me in eyeliner” Mercer [source]

And finally, Sam “This isn’t even my final form” Riegel [source]

Taliesin, as the cat puppet: “[evil laugh]  Hello, children.  You all know who I am.  But for the sad mortals in the back, listen up: I am Bast’alar, the Ascended One, Destructor of the Gameverse, Shatterer of Realms.  [evil laugh]  And I’ve come bearing condolences to you all.  Your precious little cowboy wasn’t feeling well today.  Boohoo!  [evil laugh]  I guess it doesn’t matter how much you can bench if you can’t get out of bed!  Looks like my spell worked after all!  [evil laugh]  I guess the rift will just have to remain open, and the wheel will come to a screeching halt.  You moronic hillbillies have no idea whom you are messing with.  When my owners abandoned me years ago, I swore to never be domesticated again.  I am no longer a cat, a pet, Critter or a slave, but a god!  [evil laugh]  Are you prepared to see my true power unleashed?  Then come and join us next Tuesday on twitch.tv/criticalrole at 4pm Pacific, and I hope to see you there so you can watch it all burn.  Toodle-loo!  [evil laugh]”

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I think Travis says it best…

doodled out this little exchange from the Crimson Diplomacy episode of CR for funsies between working on my TAZ animatic.

me (the dm): you come up on a market thats bustling and swarming with all kinds of people

player: are there milfs

me: