bald kyo

Toshiya: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo? 
Shinya: ICARUS?

Toshiya: Here's some advice
Die: I didn't ask for any
Toshiya: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

Kyo: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day

Store Worker: Would a Ms. Kaoru please come to the front desk?
Kaoru, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Toshiya and Die
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Toshiya and Die, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Kaoru: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

*The squad is having dinner together*
Die: Toshiya, can you pass the salt?
Toshiya: *Throws Kyo across the table*

Die: If Toshiya and I were drowning, who would you save?
Kyo: You two can’t swim?
Toshiya: It’s a hypothetical question, Kyo! who would you save?
Kyo: my time and effort.

Toshiya: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? 
Shinya : I'm a knife. 
Die, from across the room: He’s the little spoon.

Toshiya: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers. 
Shinya : Toshiya, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.

Kaoru: Why does everyone want to kill Toshiya? 
Shinya: Because, goddamnit, have you seen him? His neck looks so snappable.