Iβm going on vacation. The hotel says no pets so you have to watch my captive while im gone ok. It gets 2 scoops dry food in the morning, 1 scoop dry and a can of wet at midday, and a salmon fillet at dinner. If you forget to feed it, it'll bite really really hard so donβt forget. If it gets mean thereβs extra cuffs in the closet and a shocker hung up by its crate. Donβt listen to what it tells you. Donβt unlock the collar. Donβt take off the muzzle except for food. It gets 2 pink monsters a day if itβs being nice, theyβre in the fridge. If it gets real mean thereβs a pill bottle on the bathroom counter with a heart sharpied on the lid. Hold it by the jaw and force one pill down its throat until it swallows. Thatβll keep it nice for a few hours.

















