I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

i love you, nonbinary transfems. i love you, genderqueer and genderfuck and genderweird transfems. i love you, girlthings and it/its girls and girls for whom “doll” is fully literal. i love you, gender non-conforming girls. i love you, xenogender girls and girls who use neopronouns. i love you, girls with all sorts of gender identities and expressions. you’re all a light in this world and this community and you are so loved.

One time I got chocolate chip and blueberry pancakes for dinner and the waitress muttered to herself "it's a free a country"

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

Livin la penis smoka

I hate when people try to be subtle . . tell me EXACTLY what you want or I will explode in confusion .

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

"match my freak" match my devotion match my loyalty match my love match my yearning match my ache match my obbession match my need for you