miles edgeworth monday

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

can everyone get woke again. I miss her. I miss woke.

and by woke I mean aware of racism. the original meaning. don't do stupid bullshit here. woke = aware of anti-Black racism . ok

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

Can they maybe not

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.

They're building a tunnels under the city so more people can get lost and scared. I don't like it but 🤷‍♀️

Please stay

it's a common misconception that five plus eight is thirteen. actually five plus eight equals the skull

SCARY MATH works in a whole different way that scientists don’t understand yet

hey guys is there a nice wizard on tumblr or is it only the evil one

it’s just me

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

GET BACK TO WORK

"mwahahaha" could be an evil laugh but it could also be "mwah ahaha" like someone kissing you and then laughing joyously because they love you

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what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

You won't believe me when I say this, but one color, plus another color, equals another color

Inspiring words. What about numbers?

Numbers? I'll leave that wacky shit to bigwigs up at Harvard

A level 99 blacksmith just offered bottom surgery with mythril but idkkkk chat what kind of enchantments should I put on that thang?

bane of arthropods. i won't disclose anything but you'll need it for later. trust me on this one

i would really prefer a spoiler in this case

they’re putting me in the ancient sword tomorrow

My dark quest for a bite to eat

i heard they’re adding a new creature to the nighttime

Owl 2

yeah it’s owl 2