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i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

I like my men how I like my dogs, with a collar a bite history and unexplained trauma that I have to piece together through context clues

this is the coolest thing ever

I'm actually really funny once you get past how socially inept I am.

if you’re older than denki (even by a few months) he calls you his “trusted adult” as a joke

this is my new favorite thing