Dire 🔞 Rye

if you are being pissed on

very very minimal safety risks here

close those eyes baby! the second piss is anywhere near the face— close your eyes. that shit stings. have you ever had cum in your eye? it’s like that, but way harder to wipe off.

try not to do this with any fresh piercings, new tattoos, open wounds, or anything else that’s begging to get infected

if you are ingesting urine

what medications is your partner on? can they be passed through urine? (most likely they can be— in very trace amounts. but those trace amounts can be important to be aware of depending on your situation)

has your partner recently ingested something (medication, food, etc) that you are allergic to? or something that interacts with your meds? if they have, is it worth that risk?

has your partner recently taken any drugs? can they be passed through urine? (most likely they can be— in very trace amounts. those trace amounts may or may not be enough to cause a reaction, and may or may not be enough to fail a drug test <- has happened to people!)

on one non-safety note… you’re probably not going to love the taste of piss. regardless. you might! but most do not. it’s piss. really well hydrated piss can be very enjoyable (I like it a lot!), really dehydrated piss might make you puke. diet changes the taste— just like cum, but more directly. coffee, asparagus, lots of meat… all things that can make it particularly strong (and some people love that! some people do that on purpose! but I would maybe not… start there). lots of juice + lots and lots of water can make it very mild. medications and supplements can change the taste. lots of people anecdotally like the way beer or diet soda makes it taste. first piss of the day is considerably stronger and more unpleasant than any other time.

if you are doing internal pissing (anal)

if you are getting it straight from the tap (penis or funneled in): minimal to no risk. pee is not sterile! urine is not sterile. but you’re not gonna run into a ton of issues here. the real concern is if you’re dealing with abnormal abrasions, likely from particularly rough anal sex, you’re going to be more at risk for infection. keep an eye on it, take a shower, etc. you’re probably all good.

if you are getting a larger volume than one normal pee (bottle, etc, any amount of built-up fluid from multiple pees): this is less a safety risk and more just a heads up. chances are this will kind of accidentally enema you. and then you will shit. pretty immediately. if you’ve done a ton of anal prep (including enema) beforehand, you’re likely going to be fine.

if you are doing internal pissing (vaginal)

now we’re looking at pH balances. urine is more basic than the natural flora of a vaginal ecosystem, which can cause problems.

if you are prone to UTIs, yeast infections, or bacterial vaginosis, you should probably prepare for that. if that’s the risk you’d like to take, that’s your choice! but if your pH balance is delicate, piss is absolutely going to disrupt it.

even if you’re not prone, the risk for all of the above is there!

PEE. AFTER. BEING. PEED IN. please 😚 you’ll save yourself so much trouble. and I mean pee, don’t just evacuate the foreign piss. if you’re not already peeing after sex in general… start now!

if you’re doing any kind of holding:

any long-term holding (and I mean, like, having holding your pee for long periods of time become a part of your life for years) can result in slight to moderate incontinence (leaking) and weakened pelvic floor muscles. make sure you’re doing pelvic floor exercises! it’s best to sometimes give yourself an extended break from a holding kink, but I won’t tell you what to do.

there’s no real One Answer for “how long is it okay to hold at one time?”, but it’s better to do high hydration/stronger desperation/shorter hold than it is to do low hydration/less need to pee/longer hold, for hydration purposes. the longer you hold, the more you are at risk for UTIs and potentially bladder infections (cystitis, a kind of UTI). bladder infections have a chance of becoming kidney infections. no, there’s no One Set Time, but no, it’s not safe to hold all day either. listen to your body as best you can.

find your limits and set them. I’m prone to UTIs (and have a weak bladder), so I have different levels of “okay to hold”. I have found the maximum amount of water and its correlating hold times that work for me— and hold time is never over an hour. that’s my risk profile.

if you’re wetting

sitting in your wet mess can be fun and humiliating, but can also cause rashes. I literally cannot speak to diaper instances, I have no experience there, but most fabrics will start to be uncomfortable while wet after a while, and sitting in your piss can cause chafing, rashes, skin irritation… and again, sitting in pissed in underwear (or garments close to the genitalia) can cause UTIs + yeast infections, especially in vulvas.

now imagine someone who has been holding for a month or so now, they've lost count of the days by now. they've either been forced by a lover who just wants to see their vulnerability in its rawest form, or maybe a little twisted wire in their brain makes the feeling of an overly full bladder pleasurable for themselves.

each day is almost torturous for them. they've always been known to have a huge bladder capacity — peeing is a very rare occurance for them — however, this is a whole new story. their bladder bulges out, almost like a shelf, making them look pregnant. because of this, they have to wear dresses/trousers with loose waistbands, fearing that even the slightest bit of pressure around their full abdomen will cause the ocean of pee to hiss out of them.

their peehole aches needily, fluttering each time they sit and push on their bladder accidentally. daily tasks like showering, cleaning, exercising have become agonising, even leaving tiny (and unrelieving) wet spots on their clothing closer to the end of the month.

with the scenario of a lover forcing them to do this... they press on their bladder "accidentally", poking and prodding the dense and tough ball of hot liquid in their lower abdomen. towards the inevitable end of the hold, each poke causes a leak to gush into their clothes, but no matter what pained noise leaves their lips, their lover denies them relief.

now imagine the end of the hold. maybe the person's out somewhere: shopping, university, a friend's house, public transport. they can tell that they're nearing the end of their hold. although the pride they feel when their bladder bulge is praised/compared to a pregnancy bump, they know that their body will give out at any point. the worst thing is... due to the low frequency that people use the bathroom in this reality, they're not readily available anywhere. and they can tell that they're going to lose it any second.

peehole fluttering, leaks gushing out into their clothes every few seconds, the person's reduced to a shaking, blushing mess, knees buckling with the weight of their overfilled bladder. they either miraculously find a quiet corner where they can peacefully let out a whole month's worth of urine (and are soon found by onlookers of the huge puddle of pee that's slowly making its way into the public, revealing the person's sick interests).

...or, their bladder's had enough. pain shoots up through them with every attempt of a step forward towards a quiet corner... it's useless. the month's worth of urine is coming out now, no matter if they try to stop it or not. they crouch down, gallons and gallons of hot piss hissing out onto the linoleum floors of a mall/university classroom, or they put their head into their hands as they gush helplessly into the plush seating of a friends' bed/couch or a seat on public transport.

Getting them the extra large drink, watching the sip away and almost finish the whole thing less than an hour into the movie,

Getting them a refill before they can get up, they try to follow but you just *insist* they can't miss this scene.

When you come back they're practically bouncing, squirming in their seet.

"Can i--"

"No no, no wait for this scene to end!"

And the next scene, and the next. They try to get up, but you pull them into your lap.

"Please, I'm-"

"thirsty?"

You hold the soda up, reminding them they still gotta finish that one too.

By the time the movies over, they're bursting. But, oh god, the line.

"L-Let's just go,"

"But I thought you had to pee?"

You make them stand in the line. Ten minutes pass, you're about four people away ....

"You know what, you're right. This is taking forever."

"what?? But-but-"

You practically drag them outside while they pathetically whimper their spot in like quickly claimed.

You get them in the car, aking sure the seatbelt is properly adjusted, since they can't seem to do it themselves.

"T-Too tight," they whine against the security of the belt.

"It's nessisary, don't worry about it. You're grown you know this. Awh, honey, you're holding yourself so hard. Don't worry, it's just an eight minute drive home, as long as theirs no traffic."

Of course theirs traffic.

You get home twenty minutes later. They can't even make it to the front door, making it three steps before the floodgates break, leaving a huge wet spot on your patio and their pants/dress.

you should drink enough to be full. if you don’t like beer, drink a glass of water with every second shot. if you’re not drinking a lot, there’s no reason for you to pee; if you drink a lot, you’ll be bursting by the end of the night. but that’s what you want, isn’t it? you want to squirm in the back of the uber. you want to find yourself fidgeting while you wait for your friends to get out of the bathroom. boy, that line looks long. you want your belly hard and swollen and aching; you want to have to bend over slightly while you try not to do a full-on pee dance in public. you want to be able to look back at photos of the night and notice your bulging belly in every one; how you have your hand on your pussy in a few pics.

you need to have 3 drinks before your next pee. no time limit, but i don't recommend having them all at once. you've got time.

then you need to wait three hours before your second pee. have at least once more drink, or you'll get dehydrated. we wouldn't want that. this is your bladder break, after all. so don't hold it longer than three hours, either.

then you'll have two more drinks, again no time limit. take it easy and enjoy. when you're done, flip a coin.

heads, you don't get to pee for another three hours.

WEBSITE: Owotoyz

SIZE: Size I

DIMENSIONS (in inches): useable 6", circ. 5.5"

FIRMNESS: 0050 / 0020

ORDERING: My first official online sex toy order goes to Owotoyz. I ordered Bump and Quartz, both in 0050 medium firmness, and they arrived a little over a week later. Both came in an unmarked box and both toys were individually wrapped in a sealed bag. A year later, i sold both items and ordered them again in much more compatible firmness, with Bump now being 0020 super soft. This was shipped the same way, however there was an issue with tracking and the item stayed in "awaiting package" status. While this shop is made to order, they do not offer a lot of different pours and have just recently offered marbled and gradient pours. Depending on model, they offer either one or two sizes and the firmness of models range from super soft 0020 to firm 0060.

DESCRIPTION: Bump was made to meet a variety of interests, and boy, does it ever! There is just a lot going on with this toy, and it's all good. There are multiple heads going up the shaft and numerous bumps on the base of the shaft. Bump gradually increases going down towards the base of the shaft. The shop offers a pretty limited pour selection, with 6 colors and 3 pour styles. I choose solid galaxy and at first, expected it to be very dark, close to black. It was a little more of a deep dark purple. My second order, i requested the same solid style and color, but asked if they could make it closer to black, and that is what i received.

IN USE: Medium firmness had some intense texture that i couldn't really overcome. i tried to use it and it was downright painful. i should say that this was one of the the first models i tried to use, so that, coupled with the fact that i had not yet learned my preferences, would make any opinion i have biased when it comes to a medium firm bump. i actually ended up selling the model to another person who said they loved it, so it just wasn't for me.

As for super soft Bump? A dream! My only complaint is that it doesn't stand and flops over, but other than, that, it's perfect! its fun to play with orally, given all of the fun textures to play with. It stays in place when using vaginally and isn't hard at all to insert. It does a great job in staying where it should be when thrusting. I am also able to hilt it comfortably and it doesn't poke my cervix in an uncomfortable way. The best way for me to use it is with slow, deep thrusts so i can feel all of the texture. It feels nice, especially, when pulling out towards the anterior of my entrance. I don't feel much of the texture at the bottom of the shaft internally, but i love playing with it orally, so it's a win for me depending on how i use it.

PRO: So many different types of texture! Super Soft was just right enough so i could feel it, but it wasn't too intense.

CON: There needs to be extra consideration given depending on how this toy is to be used. i, personally, believe 0050 is too firm, especially if your sensitive vaginally. As i sold it to another person, they expressed that the toy is used anally and they thoroughly enjoy it. i felt it was way too harsh.

CLEANING: Special attention should be paid to the tip which has a hole where the urethral opening is. While there is a lot of texture on the toy, it isn't hard to wash and leave to dry.

when they’re frantically working towards an orgasm and are so close but they need to go so bad they’re afraid they’ll lose control first. or when they’re just trying to hold back piss but either the need itself or the things they need to do to hold it is turning them on bad, and now they fear they might come before they get a chance to relieve themselves.

when they’re getting off to holding and think they’re about to come, they’re sure that’s what’s about to happen, but then they don’t, instead they pulse and leak and it feels almost like coming. or when they’re getting off to holding and are super turned on, but are sure the urge to piss is more urgent than the urge to come, and right when they’re certain they’re about to leak, they orgasm instead.

when they start leaking pretty bad and they’re basically about to lose control and fully wet themselves, and their last ditch attempt at holding back the flood, hands clamped at this crotch, is what causes them to come, right before they do fully lose control.

when they were frantically rubbing themselves to hold it, but they well and truly lost the battle so they relent and slow their motions before taking their hand away, only for the relaxation in their body to finally allow it to come, while they’re pissing.

when pissing feels so fucking good they can’t help but masturbate through it until their muscles lock up before they’re done because they’re about to shoot a load, and then resume relieving themselves involuntarily right after.

when they orgasm before they meant to and suddenly they can’t hold it anymore, they start wetting themselves despite scrambling to keep it together, overstimulating themselves in the process and forcing another orgasm moments later.

'Bruiser' has proved an appropriate name

For those of you in long distance D/s relationships, check out this app: Obedience.

@korrupted-bunny thank you so so much for sharing this, I never saw it before!! I will absolutely be adding this to my own dynamics going forward.

For those with android phones, the link to the app is below. If anyone wants to link the ios version, feel free to add that one below as well.

Place a toy on the ground between his legs and order him to “Sit” as you watch him kneel and put the toy in his cunt until he’s fully sat to the floor

Then while he’s whimpering and squirming make sure to practice “Stay” so he knows not to move while you put yourself in his drooling mouth.

Make sure to give him lots of praise and tell him how much of a good boy he is when he listens to his commands. If he does a good job and gets you off with his mouth reward him by letting him finish on the toy while you tease his dick with your fingers. If all goes well he’ll barely be able to stand after <3