Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"

[ID: Screencaps of Miranda Otto as Éowyn saying “I am no man,” then screaming and brandishing her sword. End ID.]

obligatory @jascurka mention

I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.

But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.

I had to go through the notes to find the gif. Not because I didn’t believe him but because I wanted to see it.

Fantastic

Never talk to me or my 42 trees again

This is informative and perfectly sensible under the circumstances but I also cannot resist the temptation to compare it to planting stuff all around the boundary of your lot in The Sims

overworld layout in pokemon

so sick of everything in dan schneider’s shows having his name on it. schneider’s bakery, st. schneider’s, schneider’s pickles, schneider’s chips

Additions from my husband: Bakers wear loafers and Zookeepers wear Crocs

Excellent additions.

Angels wear wingtips.

A lumberjack wears Timberlands.

Ice skaters wear slippers

Addition from my mom: delivery drivers wear vans

VERY good addition!

Achilles wears heels.

how is this post from this decade and not like 2012

@elodieunderglass : jockeys wear saddle shoes

And horses wear -

Can plumbers wear clogs and/or tap-shoes...

henry is the most bisexual person I've ever seen