Dipper

Damn, they're on to me.

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

I love when baby trick dog TenSoon shows back up in my notes! We're missing our in-person D&D again, lately.

quickest way to make One Of Those dog people go 0 to 100: refer to their ‘designer’ dog as a mixed breed

if you become irate at your ‘aussiebernedoodle’ being called a ‘poodle mix’ than you have failed to grasp that the poorly bred dog you spent $2k on is, in fact, a mutt

okay okay. consider that calling these dogs a mutt or mixed breed is not an insult. it is literally a fact. my lab/husky/pit mix was a mutt, not a Pitsky Retriever, this does not mean I did not love her.

The intimacy of dog body language is so real like yeah I can be yapping a mile a minute but I can feel a motion change in my dog's leash and be like oh she needs to go to the bathroom right now gimme a second