Bill the evil dorito

"what does kim even see in harry" Imagine you've spent 43 years on this earth becoming a jaded, bitter man who has come to the conclusion that good things just don't happen to people like you. you lock yourself into your own body and mind in order to just be able to get by and to get the slightest bit of respect from the people around you. you're completely resigned to your own fate as an unhappy, lonely little man. and then the weirdest guy you've ever seen, a complete disaster of a human being parachutes in from the moon and looks at you with absolute wonder in his eyes and tells you with complete sincerity that he thinks you're legitimately the coolest person alive, and he wants to know everything about you, and instead of being repulsed or thrown off by what he finds he's endlessly fascinated and just wants to know more. And also he has huge biceps. Would you not lose your mind a little

if kim is wish fulfilment to harry (someone who doesn't judge you despite how low you've fallen and who will help you back up to your feet regardless of what you've done), harry is, in some ways, wish fulfilment to kim as well (for the reasons stated above). they fit. the green goes with the orange. You know how it is

Like! Harry was born sexy yesterday so it makes sense that, at least at first, Kim would be resistant. Of course Kim is the coolest person harry knows, Harry's been alive for all of 12 hours. But then Harry proves himself to be insightful and smart, even with no memories. He's brilliant in this fascinating, unhinged way. He's often correct in his hunches and deductions and then! at the end he solves the case and discovers a miracle! And even, even after all that, he still thinks him is cool. He still asks him to keep spending time together. Harry has proven that despite everything, he's got enough braincells left in his brain to make accurate deductions. and he STILL looks at Kim like the sunrise. Would you not lose your mind a little!!!?!?