Tired (tm)

i just love how most of phil's friends growing up were girls and his favorite celebrities have always been women and he never allowed anyone to mock his mostly female audience and he doesn't play into the tendency for gay men to show disgust for women's bodies etc etc phil was always destined to queen out

the thing i love is dan saying “am i not the ideal consumer of your content” isn’t him just saying that cause he’s his boyfriend. he was like this before. arguably he got to be his boyfriend BECAUSE he was like this before. it’s just now he gets to be like yeah i’m your biggest fan because i think you’re brilliant AND because i’m in love with you. and those two things are inextricably linked. incredible work, mr howell.

you really make one overly ambitious interactive video adventure on youtube dot com and next thing you know it's sixteen years later and there's a man in your room. and he wants you to comfort him because there was a giant bug in his dream

"am i not the ideal consumer of your content" he just wants amazingphil to confirm that hes his number one fan.... type of greed they talk about in the bible

dan's fondness of lion in that vid is truly making me want to walk into traffic like philslion allegations aside im just so. the casual "hi lion" when he sees him on the bed in space adventure the talking to him irl with "HOW COULD YOU" and "I NEVER DOUBTED YOU" sacrificing phil so lion can live (which is also just the true ending because phil's a clone #cinema) I feel legitimately so so ill. that's phil's little guy and it's also dan's little guy. and they are lion and lioness. u know. U Know

the way that none of us can ever insist to be dan or phil's biggest fan because they are each other's biggest fans. like Canonically Actually For Real True. phil trash number one... the editing zone... remote crisis manager........ dan being a fan being the reason they even meet and phil encouraging dan to start youtube like oahhhhhh being each other's biggest fans is just SO integral to the everything about them and it's because of how much they love each other's work so much that they love making things TOGETHER so much. official phandom members #1 and #2. wah

Do post hard launch phannies know about the theory that they had dated early on but broke up and just continued to live together and build a career and home together as exes?

my favourite part about dan and phil dressing each other is dan dresses phil in ways only seen in his wettest dreams while phil dresses dan in ways that will angermaxx his already chronically angry boyfriend

whenever phil drops the hyperactive youtuber persona for half a second people assume he dgaf so he performs even harder next time and it makes me sad. like. phil trained himself to blink more because people thought he was strange and sociopathic. can everyone leave him alone before i start throwing pipe bombs

"the experts on slow-burn secret gay relationships" in what universe do you two know anything about slow burn