oatmeal cookie haters can’t touch me. i understand things about this world you never will

a vampire stroking ur hair as they're fangs deep in ur neck. u agree

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

alicent hightower no matter what i will always be fighting on the front lines for u

in the end all customer service workers are like the rose bride

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

we really really need to start holding male writers to higher standards. they are not incapable of writing fleshed out female characters. they are writers lol. their job is to WRITE. i just feel like there’s this sentiment of like. well the person who wrote this is a guy so it’s alright all his female characters could be replaced by cardboard cut outs with big tits and flowing locks and nothing at all would change. that’s to be expected. blah blah blah. STOP ✋ if he can’t write female characters than he’s a shit writer. he’s bad at his job. and that’s that

On the rare days that Jason decides to drive a car instead of his motorcycle, he'll ask you to roll down your windows when he gets gas, so he can keep talking to you. He'll have the cheesiest smile as he listens to you rant about something. He'll pump the gas and still make sure to pay attention to every word that escapes your lips. Sometimes, he'll run into the gas station to grab you a little treat for the rest of the journey. A piece of him comes back to life when he sees you squeal over the small pack of sour patch kids. What can I say, Jason's just a lover boy like that.

congratulations! you’re now a pirate. your seventh most recent emoji is the symbol on your flag. mine is ™️