Lectriz

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

you know I never put it together that he built his platform on draining the swamp and then like went and made a swamp and now refuses to drain it

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...

came out of a movie into the theatre lobby and everyone was screaming and i was like 'thats weird and loud' and then i went outside and everyone was screaming and i was like 'oh my god it happened' and then i learned it was cuz of a basketball game lmao 💀

i thought maybe it was shitpost but no