The buildup of this video compared the seconds-long vine that’s usually passed around made this fucking clip 100x funnier
Monterey Bay Aquarium

oozey mess
d e v o n
will byers stan first human second
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Sade Olutola

Discoholic 🪩
NASA
Three Goblin Art

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
KIROKAZE
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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The buildup of this video compared the seconds-long vine that’s usually passed around made this fucking clip 100x funnier

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Chosen.
If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears
best random train moment of 2018

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when you hate a ship so much but the writers keep trying to make it a thing
im going to have a stroke
Instead try… Person A: You know… the thing Person B: The “thing”? Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD
As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:
Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.
Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he says “….Ah….. that must be a Russian one then….”
Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.
Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the word “préservatifes.” Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.
Defined a slang term for me……. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.
Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He said “I don’t know” and turned to me and asked “Is there an English equivalent for Нумизматический?” and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.
Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turned “How stressful!” into “What stressing!”
Bilingual characters are great but if you’re going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And it’s usually 10x funnier than “Ooops it’s hard to switch back.”
Pronouncing your own name with a foreign accent in mid conversation because you can’t switch the accent gears fast enough and then wincing at yourself as your ears scream bloody murder at you.
Ever read so much fanfiction about a character or pairing that you literally forget what happened to them in canon?
Sometimes that’s the goal.
Coyote is surprised by the temperature of the frozen water 😂😂

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when you haven’t seen your shapeshifting giant forest spirit deer bf for a whole year so obviously the first thing you do is greet him with a really bad pun
My dog loves Christmas
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas!
this just in: local canadian flag still can’t handle kisses from his broccoli boyfriend
Husky plays with a fox cub
via r/everythingfoxes

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
oooooooooouuuuuuuu
aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
his song reaches the depths of my very soul…..
as it should, sister.
*evaporates*