Land of the Dingledots

Time to party (with some raptors)!

These raptors want to join your Tyrian Tarot bundle! For our social media goals, we have two free stickers available to unlock - this one and one on Twitter. Here, if this gets to 750 notes, it will be added to any Tyrian Tarot purchase for free. It’s vinyl and printed at 3″x3″, designed by @anneliesedraws​ (please check her out!). If both are unlocked, you get both added! :D

Win a Signed Tyrian Tarot:

One person who shares this will randomly be selected for a Wheel of Fortune upgrade. The Wheel of Fortune deck upgrade is a signed copy of Tyrian Tarot by the @guildwars2 devs, mailed in late August/early September. A base pledge (“The Fool”) is required for the upgrade. Winners do not have to pay the price difference ($31) for the upgrade. The raffle ends April 27th, 11:59 PM EDT.

“What? You can’t. They’ve seen your picture, and you’re a human.”

“I have my dragon girlfriend eat Farquaad.”

“…you what?”

“I have my dragon girlfriend-”

“No, no, I heard you the first time. Look, I’m gonna roll a d20 and if it’s a 20 then the dragon will eat Farquaad.” -dice sounds-

“Okay, so I go in as sexy human Shrek, riding on the shoulder of the giant gingerbread man, and pull down the drawbridge of the castle so I can slip in and crash the fairy god mother’s performance of I Need A Hero. Do I need to roll Endurance to survive boiling milk?”